Would you like to take on Dan Peake in the sequel to Schlag den Brig? Can you make it to London Zone 5 on the morning of March 29th for a few hours filming? Do you have a good enough internet connection for the main event on April 12th? Are you reliable? Would you like the most entertaining experience you'll have all year by the middle of April courtesy of the mind of The Crystal Maze and Only Connect's David J Bodycombe?