9pm, Channel Five, massive twist and so on. God knows why they bother advertising it as the most extreme every year (this year celebs will apparently enter handcuffed together! Which is a new launch night thing, but not new Big Brother thing), it’s not like people don’t know if they’re going to watch it is it? They’ll never beat Julie Goodyear and Cheryl Fergison for launch night antics anyway.
I’ve also got no idea who is going in as I’ve avoided most of the gossip, so it could be quite exciting.
Im other unrelated news, squeaky-voiced comic Willy Rovelli’s returning as the chef on Fort Boyard next year.