Show Discussion: Richard Osman’s House of Games

By | September 3, 2017

Weekdays, 6pm,
BBC2

Richard Osman displaces Eggheads, as is his wont, and invites four celebrities into his House of Games where each night they will play games and quizzes in the hope of leaving on Friday the overall winner. It’s the unofficial celebrity reversioning of QD: The Master Game some of us have waited 26 years for.

Going by the clips they’ll be some of us playing “spot the round homage” and hopefully they’ve got the balance of gameplay to banter about right. It sounds like the “audience” is sweetened crew laughter, which is a pity because this feels like the sort of thing where an actual audience might lift it a bit, but we’ll see.

Looking forward to it at any rate, if you watch it leave your thoughts in the comments.

Show Discussion: Cannonball

By | September 1, 2017

Saturday, 7pm,
ITV

Well it flopped in the Netherlands, the Australian version filmed last year but was deemed so good Seven refuse to put it out as it would be unfair on other networks and now finally, finally, an ITV commissioner has seen sense and given us ten whole hours of wacky people flying off a ramp and hitting the water and nothing else in what most people would quite rightly consider summertime filler from the basic premise but is now the jewel in ITV’s peak-period Saturday night crown (apart from The X Factor).

Perhaps I’m wrong. Perhaps I’m harsh. But it does look rather like Talpa have seen Takeshi’s Castle, they’ve seen Total Wipeout and come up with the wrong conclusions, that it’s taken the inherent 3D-ness of the physical gameshow and filled it with blank space when at the very least it needs to be filled with stuff, where falling in the water is the punchline to an interesting set up. This appears to have the same games every week (jump from a ramp, zorbing skittles, the blob which Total Wipeout has already done, skim across the water as fast as you can on a board, and the final: jump off a swing into a target). There is no big prize (the Cannonball Cup).

To be honest it’s the young up and coming hosts I feel most sorry for who will always have the shadow of it on their CV. Freddie Flintoff and Frankie Bridge are known quantities, but this is quite the break for Radzi Chinyanganya (currently on Blue Peter), Maya Jama and Ryan Hand. Poor Cannonball‘s Ryan Hand.

Anyway it might end up being good, so let us know if it made a splash or sinks in the comments.

Happy 20th Anniversary TV Cream!

By | August 31, 2017

We don’t normally do this but they’re influential friends of The Bar (and one of them made the BB masthead which is six or seven years old now), happy birthday to our chums at nostalgia site TV Cream, twenty today.

To celebrate they’ve made an Anniversary Cassette, a feature packed miscellany which is very nicely produced (seriously – it must have taken ages to get the look right) and features at least two items of specific interest to the Bar – a commentary on a Channel 4 1997 documentary series on board gamers called Movers and Shakers which would have completely passed me by and a recording of Bob Monkhouse on the phone talking about The Golden Shot. But there’s lots of other stuff too.

You can find it split into two parts (it’s an hour total) following the link.

EMULSIFIED.

By | August 29, 2017

Because I’ve been playing lots of Splatoon 2 on my Switch recently, and I’m about to start playing Mario + Rabbids which is out today, what more appropriate video than that of short-lived Channel 4 back-when-it-was-vaguely-interesting paintballing show X-Fire with Ed Hall?

 

My Switch code is SW-2805-5403-1808 if you want to add me and can handle the raw skill.

Rose d’Or Predictions 2017

By | August 26, 2017

The nominations for the world’s foremost TV entertainment prize actually came out last week but The Crystal Maze was more important, frankly.

Nonetheless I think it’s time for my annual round-up of the game show category. Last couple of years I’ve been pretty confident of the winners, this year I’m not sure I’d bet my house on it. Here then are the runners and riders, bearing in mind that these are apparently the best shows of those that paid to enter:

Babushka: A really, really nicely produced unbelievably terrible format. The good news is that the judges in the end are normally pretty good at picking the right winner and will probably see through the shiny. Estimated chances? 5%.

Só Pra Parodiar: A Brazilian show and a bit of an unknown quantity, only that it involves lots of Youtubers making parody music videos. Clips on Youtube are quite stylish and well done but difficult to judge as a TV show. Estimated chances: 20%.

The Wall: This is the best show here (although to be clear it’s a solid 7/10 than a 9/10 humdinger) based around it’s fantastic set piece. Does it really do much original though? It’s Plinko Millionaire. Estimated chance: 30%

Bigheads: Neither the best nor most successful of the four shows on offer, however what it does have going for it is that it does leave an impression on first viewing (just not subsequent ones) and you only need one good episode to win the Rose d’Or. It’s also, with its costumes and physicality and “satirical intent”, precisely the sort of thing Rose d’Or judges tend to go for, for better or worse. It might be too soon after Wild Things and not be as good as Wild Things but if there’s a show on the list precision engineered to win a Rose d’Or and nothing else it’s probably Bigheads. Estimated chances: 45%.

In other news, with Virtual Reality almost as big as 3DTV now, keep an eye out for TV Norge’s Lost in Time in the VR category which has been briefly discussed here.

Clocks

By | August 21, 2017

Haven’t had a post for a few days, er nothing interesting’s happening until later in the week er, what’s topical? The eclipse? Nothing relevant. Big Ben shutting down? Ah! Well in that case here’s an episode of little remembered kids quiz Clockwise with Charlotte Hindle, featuring an end game with Big Ben. Sort of.

 

This was then reversioned, gunged-up and given to Darren Day as a Double Dare replacement on Going Live. He’s hosting it an octave higher that you’d normally expect here.

We’ll probably have a Show Discussion post up for The Crystal Maze for Wednesday if O2 are doing their previews again. There’s a preview video of fails on DS right now.