No it’s too late, this is a thing now and it’s YOUR FAULT. I asked myself “what’s the most boring game you can remember?” Of course the first answer that popped into my head was Take on the Twisters. However there was of course another show, one which looked as though it might be exciting, but managed to fit ten minutes of tedium in between fleeting moments of interest. I am of course talking about 101 Ways To Leave A Game Slow.
Steve Jones being A Thing seems a long time ago now, doesn’t it? Anyway this is what was said at the time (four years ago now, blimey). Try and work out who the production people are in the comments.