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February 2008

29th February 2008

Fort Boyard Friday

Well, top punter Cosser enquired if we had any videos from 1991 last week, correctly pointing out that it was a very important year for the show, what with it becoming the basic format we know and love today. Unfortunately we only have two episodes from 1991 in our collection which makes it quite difficult, we don't really want to repeat games we've already shown, although we'll probably make allowances for different versions of games.

Well this game comes from 1991, although it was first used in 1990. It's Salle de Tortures - The Torture Chamber, and it's a difficult game requiring upper body strength.

Unfortunately, just as we enter 1991 we might be leaving it for a bit, because we've got a package to pick up tomorrow and fingers crossed, there are three or four games involved that we really think are worth documenting.

In other news, it is nice to see that Bingo Lotto is so well rehearsed. Why not try and predict how many weeks it will last before they give up? Or perhaps there is a market for people who who like an hour of numbers being drawn and Joe Pasquale calling people divs. Something something Pasquale hosting Deal or No Deal something something.

Just time for an anon(n)ymous comment:

  • Iain Lee has also confirmed for Ready Steady Cook (talks about it on his Virgin Radio show). Against Christain O Connell.

Hmm.

 

27th February 2008

Because four days without an update would have been a bit of a poor show...

... here's an EXCLUSIVE list of confirmed celebrity guests for upcoming Celebrity Ready Steady Cook!

  • Jane Torvill and Christopher Dean!
  • Bobby Davro and Les Dennis! (Surely there'll be enough time for a quick round of "Davro or Dennis?" like on Buzzcocks a few weeks ago?)
  • Martin Marquez and Michael Obiora!
  • Sharron Davis and Mark Foster!
  • Lilya Kopylova and Darren Bennett!
  • Nick Ede and Sinitta!
  • Don't Get Done Get Dom and Melissa Porter!
  • Nicky Clarke and Trevor Sorbie!

Applause Store are promising free WINE, TEA and COFFEE during the show(!!!) so if free wine, tea and/or coffee is your thing and you're free during weekday afternoons next week then why not go along?

Amazing.

Have you all bought your Bingo Lotto tickets yet?

 

25th February 2008

The Clipton Factor: Bruce Forsyth's Hot Streak

It's another topical one! Brucie's eighty, so we thought it would be good to dig out his attempt to crack America from 1986. In this game, teams of men and women attempt to convey words to a team-mate who must in turn convey it to someone else, but at no point are they allowed to repeat a word anyone else has used in their description, so there's an element of second-guess work involved.

Unfortunately there were issues copying this to DVD so there are unexplained jumps throughout. Sorry about that.

 

Blimey, they've really given Wipeout a brutal edit on Challenge to fit an ad break in haven't they? They should have, I don't know, just spooled it out a bit faster or something.

We quite enjoyed Brainbox Challenge, there are some opinions in the comment box underneath this one. Which sounds like the sort of game they'd play on there, actually.

 

24th February 2008

Sunday anon(n)ymous comment round-up

  • I'm sure I had some news about amnesia but I forget what it was. (Bd-dm tsh.)
  • According to this week's Broadcast magazine, they might be about to consider a British version of My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad. Even though the US ratings have been rubbish. (We'll look into doing a feature on this next weekend then. Thanks!)

23rd February 2008

Fort Boyard Saturday

This week! Horloge de la chapelle - The chapel clock - from 1992. It feels like a tough old game this requiring a lot of strength and timing, but statistics suggest it had about a 50% success rate. It was played until 1995.

 

And after all that, Raven's final day was the same as it had been for the last few weeks. Never mind. Good series, although it's a shame that now they've spent so much recreating the inside of Blasted Mountain they've dropped the Wizard's Tower and other indoor scenes, which provided a nice change of scenery during the week. We're never happy, basically.

In other news, a 22 episode run of Pekin Express is now in the TV5 Adventure Game slot, so those waiting for last year's Fort Boyard have got a long wait yet. However, if you're very lucky I reckon they might run 2007 and 2008 in one long block.

 

20th February 2008

  • Just found out that Pricless and amnesia will air 40 episodes each in deal or no derals timeslot. the info told to you yesterday but the other anon person was wrong.

Hmm, that comes from the same IP address as the previous person! Amazing.

Anyway, what we've gathered is that Priceless and/or Amn£sia may or may not air on Channel 4 afternoons in the Deal or No Deal summer slot for 20, 40 or even 60 shows. Hello! This is the news!

 

19th February 2008

New anon(n)ymous comment:

  • Channel 4 have announced they will pick up Priceless and Amn£sia for a summer run. Priceless will air in Deal or no Deals time slot and Amn£sia will air in the 5pm slot.

We've not seen proof yet but we've no reason to doubt it. So there's your likely summer on Channel 4.

18th February 2008

The Clipton Factor: Dick 'n' Dom In Da Bungalow

Naturally we decided to find out what all the fuss about Dick 'n' Dom in Da Bungalow was all about a mere five weeks before the show's fifth and final series ended, and was really irritated to find it hugely entertaining. Yeah, we're so busy setting trends that sometimes we're a bit slow to catch on to others, you know?

If you never actually watched it, it was a live kids comedy Saturday morning show where they'd be set amusing challenges to earn bungalow points in between sketches and cartoons. For this final series, the final game would be the "Creamy Muck Muck Grand Finale" and each week it would be based on a different gameshow. As it was The Crystal Maze's 18th birthday last week, we thought it only correct and proper to show "The Crystal Muck" in all it's glory. Here's Dave Chapman of Otis the Aardvark fame doing his best Richard O' Brien impression, although it sounds more like Phil off of Location, Location, Location.

Industrial's the funniest bit.

 

There are clips of the gameshow spoofs on this fansite.

In other news, it's Raven final week. They never used to eliminate someone on day one did they? Perhaps we're in for a properly rollicking final day or something.

Today we received this anon(n)ymous tip off: "Terry Wogan to Host Uk version of amnesia" and we didn't think that much of it. But Tom H points out that he filmed a pilot recently where people answer questions on past events. It correlates! How exciting, we like it when that happens. We're betting it's going to be written as Amn£sia.

Finally, the six shortlisted UK Eurovision hopefuls have been released. We like Popjustice's take on it: "You might recognise some of them and they're certainly well-equipped to represent the UK at Eurovision because with only one exception this year's entrants have all lost primetime Saturday night TV talent shows in front of millions of viewers." So there we are.

 

17th February 2008

It's the American Gladiators final tonight

And do you know what? Despite initial misgivings, we've quite enjoyed the series. One or two points though.

  • Hit and Run was never the most awesome of games anyway, but if contenders can just keep ducking under the demolition balls and crawling across the bridge then there's something wrong. All you'd need to do is tighten the bridge up a bit so it doesn't sag and you'd solve your problem.
  • In the heats the time gap between top and bottom qualifiers for The Eliminator is much too high (in fact the two male finalists have a 20-odd second gap between their fastest times). You want exciting Eliminator finishes, currently it's not really working out that way - the travellator has never really come into a play as a meaningful equalizer in any heat that's really mattered. I'm not entirely sure what the solution to this is to be honest. I accept they want to make the course a lot grander than it used to be, but I think it could do with some tightening up in places.
  • The female champ becoming a new American Gladiator could work quite well actually. But it's really difficult to believe the male champ will fit in quite as well. Still, despite our initial misgivings over Wolf (look, rather than having the subtle wolverine traits like the UK audience can appreciate, he literally acts like a wolf so the US audience gets it!) he's actually the most charismatic Glad they've got right now. The others have their own little minor quirks but don't tend to get their personalities across which I think is actually quite important in this sort of show - most of them are pretty interchangable with each other.
  • It's too easy to score big points in Gauntlet.
  • And that's all the weather.

 

16th February 2008

Upstaged

What on Earth is this, I hear you ask.

Well Upstaged is the new BBC Three/Endemol "initiative" to find some new talent to entertain the nation. Each day in two glass boxes in Bristol, two acts of wacky students and suchlike are asked to perform for six hours whilst being broadcast to the nation over the internet or live in Bristol's Millenium Square. The online community votes for their favourite with the winners staying on and the losers going home. You can also watch videos of other acts hoping to make it to the stage and vote for them to go forward. That is very new media isn't it.

There's actually the grain of a decent idea here, but unfortunately most of the acts we've had a look at seem to consist of the aforementioned wacky students who will wake up in five years time and go "dear God, did I really think that was funny?" This said, we may well dip in and out of it in the run up to the live BBC Three shows hosted by Scott Mills beginning mid-March. Live streaming currently runs Monday to Fridays from 3:45-9:45.

If you don't want to know the result look away now:

  • TV's David J Bodycombe finished The Open as a celeb studio guest on Friday night in 35th winning £44 for charity.
  • Writing about TV's Brig Bother finished The Open in his bedroom eating chilli heatwave Doritos in 46th winning £36 for his back pocket.
  • DP Fitzgerald gets the name wrong in the heat of live television. Sky Poker's The Open are zero for three in this regard.
  • The TV poker world has been set alight.

15th February 2008

Fort Boyard Friday. Ish.

It's The Crystal Maze's 18th birthday today! Well done, it's now OFFICIALLY an adult.

We could have done a sober video of various clips from the show (plenty of which already exist on YouTube). Or we could nick someone else's copy of the Adam and Joe Star Wars/Crystal Maze parody.

Guess which one we went for.

 

14th February 2008

Sky Poker is quite good

And on Friday night they're going to have some proper celebrities on - not only Finnish comic Tomi Walamies (you know, Tomi Walamies!) but gameshowdom's very own David Bodycombe will be finishing about 440th as a celebrity guest in the £8,000 guaranteed Open. We will also be playing, and fully expect either DP Fitzgerald or Nick Wealthall to get our name not quite right in the heat of live television. Knocking either celeb out earns a £25 bounty.

If you want to play and you're over 18, it will cost you £17. If you don't have Sky, you can also watch live through the internet (click on "Watch TV Live" up the top), The Open begins at 9pm. Top prize will be about £2,000, top 10% cash-in.

 

11th February 2008

The Clipton Factor: Lost

Season four of island of mystery drama Lost has begun recently in America and Sky One.

Here's ten minutes from the very first season.

 

Guh, we're such wags. It's no wonder we're the world's 1.8 millionth favourite website.

 

10th February 2008

Things that are hilarious:

Vanity Lair on Channel 4.

That's Yer (Pi)Lot: Priceless

  • Alright, this was actually more important than I thought it was going to be. It's made by Objective, and it's angling for the Deal or No Deal summer slot. HOT IMPLIED GOSS ALERT! Andy Collins suggested that if it's taken up, 60 shows will get recorded to begin at the beginning of May. Noel getting an extended summer holiday isn't implausable, but that feels a bit early. Beginning of June until the end of August is a more likely scenario I reckon, using my International Gameshow Analyst powers.
  • In an exciting twist of fate, not only were they quicker to film than expected, they even apologised that it took as long as it did (2 and-a-half hours for a 45 minute show for Channel 4). See Endemol? THAT'S how you do a broadcast pilot, then you still get to have a studio audience at the end.
  • Jamie Theakston was our jovial host. He was good. Andy Collins was our warm up man but he wasn't actually needed all that much.
  • The set is made up of lots of square bits of metal set up to look like lots of shiny bits of metal in mid fall. There are three large screens, one in the middle and one on the left and right wings. There is a raised stage in the middle with a table like podium. Jamie carries a Tablet PC with him.
  • The game: a couple are shown 15 objects on the middle screen each with quite an interesting history (tonight's included Terminator's jacket, Del Boy's Van, a box of luxury chocolates, tiger penis soup, a Zero G Flight, a Fighter Jet and Marylin Munroe's hairclip) - the total value of all fifteen is around the £150k mark. The couple pick one and they are played a 30 second film about the object. Jamie will throw a few facts around things associated with the object and sometimes the object itself is bought out on an underscreen drawer thing. The couple are asked to give a ballpark figure for what they think the thing is worth.
  • The producers then choose a second object of the 15 for the first object to go up against. The contestants repeat the process. We're not told as to whether it's a random selection, but more likely it'll be something to make them think a bit - even though some of the answers seem very obvious in retrospect, Jamie plays a good Devil's advocate.
  • Decision time. The couple must decide which object is worth more (it's worth noting that we're never told how they've reached the figures they have). If they are right, the combined value of the objects is added to the couple's bank. If they're wrong they earn nothing, and whatsmore it wipes their bank out if they had anything in it. This continues until there are only three objects left for the end game.
  • In the end game, the players must put the three remaining objects in order of value. If they do that, they win the combined total those three objects and whatever money they had banked up until that point. If they get it wrong they leave with nothing. However, after seeing the three bits of film they can walk away with 10% of their bank and not play, but seeing as there's a very good chance you'll be risking about £3-5k for possibly over £100k in a 1-in-6 shot (except it's better than that because you can apply knowledge), I don't think that's an option that's going to be taken up very often. If the players wiped out in round six, then they play for the value of the highest valued object of the three only. But seeing as that was over £40k this evening, that's a pretty nice chunk of change - obviously the final three objects are going to depend on the contestants and producers meeting in the middle.
  • The end game is better than you think because it's capable of surprising you, as it surprised all of us this evening.
  • I know I'm creatively bereft, but with 60 shows you're going to need to find 900 things of interest. That seems like an awful lot of material to me, none of which you can really repeat.
  • I think you'd struggle to call the show educational really but as a high-stakes gameshow built around fact-lite it's entertaining enough. I don't think daytime's the right timeslot for it though.

 

8th February 2008

Fort Boyard Friday #53

We think. Anyway, this one is specifically for our French chums, it's a video of Fort Boyard UK, series three and it's "Cabestan", which we're going to assume means "capstan" - not a new game, it was introduced in 1994 in France. But like our earlier FBFs, this is a video with a rather unfortunate twist - literally! For you, we also include the titles. To pre-empt your questions, the UK version worked on a slightly different prize structure - all the scores went onto a leaderboard, the top ranked team at the end of the series won £2,000, then £1,900 for the second best team and so on. Or so we were told.

 

And don't worry, we knew some of the team beforehand and we're told he made a full(ish) recovery.

In other news, David J Bodycombe has been asking this in several places:

"A thought for the group:

Various “which game show would you like to bring back” surveys keep cropping up and The Crystal Maze always seems to be in the top 3. So if they did a remake, who (apart from 65-year-old Richard O’Brien), would you cast as the new Mazemaster?

For the purposes of the thought experiment, assume it was a (rare) revival on Channel 4 and therefore need to be someone suitably edgy."

The answer, obviously, is Chris Moyles. There's more at the end of the comment thread beneath the following one, but I put a new one here to focus your attention, or something.

Also, we're going to see Priceless tomorrow, so expect some sort of pilot review thing tomorrow night. We're not getting our hopes up, but you never know.


6th February 2008

Let's take a look at new shows that SRO Audiences are advertising, and predict if they're likely to be a hit or not!

  • ONE WRONG MOVE ONE WRONG MOVE is a brand new quiz in which a couple work as a tag-team to answer questions to win cash hosted by Mark Durden-Smith. The couple can see all 18 questions but only have to play the ones they are confident about. It’s up to them to decide which of the questions they think they know the answers to and whether they want to MOVE them into the Money Zone to build up their cash total. The possible jackpot amount they can win is a massive £30,000! We’ll even let them make ONE WRONG MOVE and still win the cash. But more than ONE WRONG MOVE means they’ll go home with nothing!
  • PRICELESS Which is worth more: a five night stay in the Emirates Palace, the world’s most expensive hotel; or the toothbrush used by Buzz Aldrin on his trip to the moon aboard Apollo 11? What about a dive to the Titanic versus hiring a wet nurse for a year? Get ready for PRICELESS, the new big money, high tension gameshow presented by Jamie Theakston. We start with 15 objects and experiences, all with a different story and all with a hidden price. Two are chosen at a time and the contestants hear all about them before deciding which is worth the most. Get it right and they win the combined value of both objects, get it wrong and they lose everything.
  • YOU'VE GOT THE ANSWER Dale Winton will be hosting a pilot episode of this exciting new game show. The show will be recording for ONE NIGHT ONLY on Wednesday 5th March.

Brigbox Jury predicts three misses. It's very tempting to swap our Don't Forget the Lyrics ticket for One Wrong Move, though. In fact we'd like to see all of these but fun with possibly getting another job throws things up in the air a bit, unfortunately.

Priceless films on Saturday, although if you thought Millionaire Manor was dull we can't see this being much better. Dale Winton doesn't have a good track record of shows with "...The Answer" in the title. In fact, if you include It's NOT The Answer and do some extrapolation, it's clear that You've Got The Answer will be very poor indeed.

Why have silk when you can have Cotton?

No hang on.

Anyway, Fearne Cotton's quitting The Xtra Factor to go work in the States, co-hosting (for obvious reasons) Last Comic Standing.

God, is Last Comic Standing still going? That question, obviously, is rhetorical.

5th February 2008

The Clipton Factor - Aussie Mole (again)

Right-oh, this challenge was a bit clever, so much so that we couldn't really edit it down and so have split it into two. It's called "Hitchcock Hotel", a similar game also appeared in the first series of the US show. If you intend to watch the second series of Aussie Mole, we suggest you don't watch this as there's some fairly serious spoilerage, seeing as it comes from near the end of the run.

 

And here's part two here.

4th February 2008

Annoyed now.

Right, YouTube is playing up again this evening for me, so we'll try The Clipton Factor again tomorrow.

 

2nd February 2008

Fort Boyard Birthday

Well sort of, this is episode 52 of Fort Boyard Friday (Or Occasionally Saturday) as it turns out, so that's close enough for us!

Our very first clip was of Fangarna pa Fortet, the Swedish version of the show (it's the hilarious Anagram Game clip), so it seems fair that we close the first year with another clip from the Swedish show. This is the Treasure Room, but it works on slightly different rules than we've seen anywhere else. They get in through the flooded underground like in the original La Cles... and unlock the door from the inside. They then try to find the codeword. But rather than have the door close on them if they're wrong, one of them must come out and act as a sacrifice, and this keeps going until they run out of time or get it right. It's quite an interesting system.

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