{"id":1075,"date":"2010-04-11T22:11:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-11T21:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=1075"},"modified":"2010-04-11T22:11:03","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T21:11:03","slug":"monday-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=1075","title":{"rendered":"Monday Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"

Monday is VERY EXCITING this week, what with the Only Connect<\/strong> grand final and the launch party of the Gameshow General Election Poll (we’ve got some very<\/em> special guests lined up for that) (we haven’t really) which will open on Monday night, following the dissolving of Parliament earlier in the day.<\/p>\n

We’ve worked out a difficult and alienating\u00a0voting system to really make sure only the shows and hosts\u00a0I quite like count.<\/p>\n

Not really of course, we’re extending the political theme with the Eurovision scoring system (because it’s got ‘political voting’ – do you see?), so you’ve got three-and-a-half weeks to come up with a reason why you think Anthea Turner (say) justifies your 12 points. Actually you won’t have to give reasons if you don’t want to, but any you do give may well go on the final report. And if you did want to give Anthea Turner (say) 12 points, there’s nothing I could do to stop you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Monday is VERY EXCITING this week, what with the Only Connect grand final and the launch party of the Gameshow General Election Poll (we’ve got some very special guests lined up for that) (we haven’t really) which will open on Monday night, following the dissolving of Parliament earlier in the day. We’ve worked out a\u2026 Read More: Monday Monday »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pLcmt-hl","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1075"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1075\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}