{"id":1127,"date":"2010-04-18T22:28:03","date_gmt":"2010-04-18T21:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=1127"},"modified":"2010-04-18T22:28:03","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T21:28:03","slug":"unfair-but-quite-amusing-celebrity-equations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=1127","title":{"rendered":"Unfair but quite amusing Celebrity Equations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Jeff Probst<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>PLUS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">An Elf<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>EQUALS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1128\" title=\"vernontheelf\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/vernontheelf.jpg\" alt=\"vernontheelf\" width=\"374\" height=\"211\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the sideburns, I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeff Probst PLUS An Elf EQUALS It&#8217;s the sideburns, I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[156],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-equations"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pLcmt-ib","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}