{"id":1543,"date":"2010-06-19T23:16:19","date_gmt":"2010-06-19T22:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=1543"},"modified":"2010-06-19T23:16:19","modified_gmt":"2010-06-19T22:16:19","slug":"tentatively-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=1543","title":{"rendered":"Tentatively back"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Look, I’ll tell you what happened.<\/p>\n

On Friday, I was sent to market to sell some cows for money or something when a strange old man stopped me in the street, and wondered if I’d sell him a cow for some apparently magic beans that will help see the future. “Magic beans?” I cried, rather skeptically. But you know me, I like a bit of a gamble so I got back to the bar, penniless, but with some beans. So I planted them and then went to bed. Then the next day I did some washing and got drunk down a pub (obviously I didn’t have the money to pay the electricity bill) and when I got back – whoa, standing in a corner of the Bar was one of those Zoltan the Magnificent sort of machines, but it was apparently called “Rob Bighter”.<\/p>\n

“Hmm,” I thought, “that’s an anagram of Brig Bother. Quite clever.” Anyway I won some money down the pub so I fed the meter, and suddenly Rob Bighter came to life and he left a message:<\/p>\n

Rob Bighter’s eyes are shining bright,
\nIf you’re not careful you’ll bugger up your website.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, to be honest I’m not massively impressed with him predicting something that’s already happened.<\/p>\n

Anyway, the point is: if you’re about to write a long comment, I’d suggest copying it before you send it in case the server messes up. Flaws will be ironed out over the coming days, fingers crossed.<\/p>\n

And what predictions for the future (or predictions of things that have already happened) will Rob Bighter have in store?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Look, I’ll tell you what happened. On Friday, I was sent to market to sell some cows for money or something when a strange old man stopped me in the street, and wondered if I’d sell him a cow for some apparently magic beans that will help see the future. “Magic beans?” I cried, rather\u2026 Read More »<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-state-of-the-bar"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pLcmt-oT","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}