{"id":4671,"date":"2011-11-03T09:59:06","date_gmt":"2011-11-03T09:59:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=4671"},"modified":"2011-11-03T10:01:24","modified_gmt":"2011-11-03T10:01:24","slug":"amazing-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=4671","title":{"rendered":"Amazing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?attachment_id=4670\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4670\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-4670\" title=\"paulross\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/paulross.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>Right, this is too good an opportunity to pass up. The big <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/product\/B001N6W8U0\/ref=cm_cr_asin_lnk\">\u00a32,500\u00a0box canvas\u00a0thing <\/a>is too much, but YES INDEED <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Jigsaw-Puzzles-PAUL-Mirror-Photos\/dp\/B001TNC1SG\">we will have some \u00a315 Paul Ross jigsaw action.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>And I will have not just one, but TWO to give away &#8211; one in a website competition and one in a Twitter competition.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>About 300 pieces!<\/li>\n<li>Why not laminate it and then put it in your bathroom and have Paul&#8217;s welcoming beaming face stare upon you as you bath or shower?<\/li>\n<li>Or why not put it together then punch it violently apart in an allusion of that time on <strong>Endurance UK<\/strong> he slapped the actor and novelist Peter Cocks in the face one too many times and got beaten up?<\/li>\n<li>Why not consider that whilst we&#8217;re giving this away for ironic value, they&#8217;ve just made about \u00a330 out of us?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Opportunities to win will be coming soon, so stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right, this is too good an opportunity to pass up. The big \u00a32,500\u00a0box canvas\u00a0thing is too much, but YES INDEED we will have some \u00a315 Paul Ross jigsaw action. And I will have not just one, but TWO to give away &#8211; one in a website competition and one in a Twitter competition. About 300\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=4671\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-happy-hour"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pLcmt-1dl","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}