{"id":7746,"date":"2013-10-11T10:17:28","date_gmt":"2013-10-11T09:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=7746"},"modified":"2013-10-11T10:17:28","modified_gmt":"2013-10-11T09:17:28","slug":"thats-yer-pilot-battle-of-the-ages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=7746","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Yer (Pi)Lot: Battle of the Ages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/TeamXander1\">@TeamXander1<\/a> for the following report on what must be about the 36th pilot of <strong>Battle of the Ages<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It was in the Eldon Road section of Elstree Studios. Quite a nice green and yellow set, non-shiny floor, large hanging pictures of things meant to represent different generations &#8211; Andy Pandy, Angry Birds, a draper&#8217;s shop, smartphones, etc etc. The audience sit all around the set. Can&#8217;t imagine those behind the panel got much of a view. The teams&#8217; desks have video screens in the front, and I assume the players also had screens on their side. I will speak more of these later.<\/p>\n<p>There were two teams, the Older Generation (captain Dave Spikey and guest Billy Pierce) and the Current Crop (captain Jo Brand and guest Rufus Hound). Alexander Armstrong hosted. I can&#8217;t remember the names of the rounds, so I&#8217;ll give them my own names.<\/p>\n<p>When I were a lad:<br \/>\nThe teams are given a topic and each in turn has to explain why their generation had it worse than the other. The topic here was Holidays. The funniest individual wins the round.<\/p>\n<p>Duel:<br \/>\nTwo players (the two guests this time) take turns trading jokes on a given topic for 2 minutes. Every time one of them gets a laugh, a buzzer goes and the other takes over. At the end of the 2 minutes, the one who has taken up the shortest amount of time getting their laughs wins the round. Two different topics were recorded.<\/p>\n<p>Envelopes:<br \/>\nEach player has a choice from 3 envelopes. They then have to do standup for 1 minute on the subject in the chosen envelope. The one who gets the loudest laughter wins the round.<\/p>\n<p>=== COMMERCIAL BREAK ====<\/p>\n<p>Putting the world to rights:<br \/>\nEach player in turn says what they would get rid of or change to improve the world. The funniest wins the round.<\/p>\n<p>Duel:<br \/>\nSame as before, but this time the team captains. Two topics again.<\/p>\n<p>Buzzer round:<br \/>\nPlayers buzz in with short jokes on a given topic. Several topics during the round.<\/p>\n<p>I think this has the makings of an entertaining show. The Duel rounds were particularly good.<\/p>\n<p>I was really bothered by the screens though. It felt as if someone had designed a set with screens in, then they&#8217;d desperately tried to think of something to do with them. In the whole show, I think we saw 2 still photos and 1 video, none of which were essential. One of the photos wasn&#8217;t even relevant, as far as I could see. They either need to integrate the screens far more, or just bite the bullet and get rid of them.<\/p>\n<p>Recording started at 7.30 and we were out at 9.45, the time we&#8217;d been promised. Not bad at all for a pilot.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to @TeamXander1 for the following report on what must be about the 36th pilot of Battle of the Ages: It was in the Eldon Road section of Elstree Studios. 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