{"id":84,"date":"2010-01-03T20:46:10","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T20:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=84"},"modified":"2010-01-03T22:15:23","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T22:15:23","slug":"celebrity-big-brother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Celebrity Big Brother &#8211; who&#8217;s in it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, <strong>Celebrity Big Brother <\/strong>starts in a bit. Why not join us to find out who is in it?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Stephen Baldwin<\/strong>, contestant on every reality show ever plus is an actor. Wow, they&#8217;re going town on these biographies. Ha! Comes in to Marylin Manson&#8217;s cover of Personal Jesus (we think?). Oh, Davina&#8217;s chatting to everyone before they go in. He&#8217;s going to be the &#8220;light of truth&#8221;. Oh wow, they&#8217;ve really gone to town with the look of this with a door INTO HELL.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Nicola Tappenden aka Nicola T<\/strong>\u00a0Page 3 model and one time WAG. Doesn&#8217;t want to find &#8220;housemate skidmarks&#8221;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nicola and Stephen discuss the kitchen. She thinks it looks like a restaurant kitchen, he&#8217;s noticed that it&#8217;s &#8220;a bit creepy&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s stylised like a hospital operating theatre.<\/p>\n<p>Ad break. Ooh, new Compare the Meerkat advert.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Alex Reid<\/strong> &#8211; crossdressing cage fighter and ex of Jordan. Oh, did he used to be in <em>Hollyoaks<\/em>? Blimey. Oh he seems quite game for this &#8211; wants to turn all the boos into cheers.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Stephanie Beecham<\/strong> off of <em>Dynasty<\/em>. Hang on! She&#8217;s like a proper celeb! Big cheers from the crowd. (Note: it&#8217;s quite difficult to tell with the intro strings whether the crowd are booing them before the reveal!) She has no idea how she&#8217;s going to survive the house.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Lady Soveriegn <\/strong>&#8211; &#8220;Grime MC&#8221;. They appear to have pixellated her sticking her fingers up on a poster. Doesn&#8217;t want to be stuck with anyone old-fashioned, or a chav.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Apparently after the break someone&#8217;s going to be making an entrance with a song and dance, and we will get our knickers in a twist. COME ON LIONEL BLAIR!!!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Sisqo<\/strong> &#8211; of Thong Song fame. Oh God, he&#8217;s singing The Thong Song in his entrance, presumably so that people know who he is.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Dane Bowers &#8211; <\/strong>BUGGIN&#8217;! Singer. Ex- of Jordan (what odds Peter Andre for the set, here?). He looks a bit resigned about the whole thing. No fight between him and Reid promised.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Heidi Fleiss<\/strong> &#8211; &#8220;Entrepreneur&#8221; and Madam. Will she reveal who she got girls for?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Right down, four more to go I think. Although if it&#8217;s going to be Hell, surely it should be 13 total? Or perhaps 666? Actually what a great show that would be, several hundred celebrities are built up and then walk through a door once a year for several hours. And that&#8217;s it &#8211; the entire show is predicated on the excitement of who is going to come through a door. <strong>Noel&#8217;s House Party<\/strong> had it <em>nearly<\/em> right.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Jonas Altberg aka Basshunter<\/strong>, the Swedish\u00a0DJ who likes to have sex. He had Tourettes, but has cured himself apparently. Watch out ladies, he&#8217;s single. This evening Matthew he&#8217;s going to be James Bond. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to touch base [Bass], and then I&#8217;m going to do some hunting!&#8221;\u00a0WINNER.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li><strong>Katia Ivanova<\/strong> &#8211; Ronnie Wood&#8217;s ex. Basically. Appears to be going out with Different Class-era Jarvis Cocker, if that newspaper photo is anything to go by.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Vinnie Jones<\/strong> &#8211; hardman footballer and &#8220;actor&#8221;. Oh this might be quite interesting. He could well win this. He&#8217;s not appreciating the old weather.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oh that appears to be all eleven, Big Brother promising first &#8220;thing&#8221; after the break. Meanwhile, the awesome <a title=\"Broken TV\" href=\"http:\/\/broken-tv.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/celebrity-big-brother-2009-launch-live.html\">Broken TV<\/a>\u00a0is liveblogging this with numbers, although he doesn&#8217;t seem to have heard of anyone.<\/p>\n<p>First task &#8211; fit as many of you in a mini (dressed as a devil)\u00a0as you can in five minutes, if you&#8217;re not in in five minutes there will be a punishment. This could be quite interesting&#8230; it&#8217;s like 1960s <strong>It&#8217;s a Knockout<\/strong>! They succeed! Ha ha, I bet the producers weren&#8217;t expecting THAT to happen!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that appears to be launch night &#8211; successful enough that I&#8217;ll tune into it tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Celebrity Big Brother starts in a bit. Why not join us to find out who is in it? Stephen Baldwin, contestant on every reality show ever plus is an actor. Wow, they&#8217;re going town on these biographies. Ha! Comes in to Marylin Manson&#8217;s cover of Personal Jesus (we think?). Oh, Davina&#8217;s chatting to everyone\u2026 <span class=\"read-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/?p=84\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pLcmt-1m","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bothersbar.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}