That’s Yer (Pi)Lot: Just 1 Thing

By | June 30, 2013

Well I say pilot, by the sounds of it it’s basically gone straight to series so this is more of a filmed runthrough. I don’t know if they will use this episode for broadcast so I’ve tried to avoid results spoilers unless it’s to demonstrate something:

  • j1tIt’s filmed at BBC Elstree, which is a few hundred yards from Big Brother Elstree – be careful not to confuse the two!
  • Warm up was the award winning Karl Lucas who was funny, but given there were kids in the audience probably pushed the risque elements a bit too far.
  • The host is none other than The Nation’s Sweetheart Bradley Walsh.
  • The logo is eerily reminscent when it’s moving to that of We Love TV with Gloria Hunniford.
  • The set is largely blue, Bradley and challenger sit on benches to the left of the set (where there is also a large eliptical monitor behind them, there are sliding doors and stairs in the middle of the stage, and a “performance” stage on the right. This is usually covered by a giant set of slidey rotate-y doors, one of the which has a giant 1 in lights on it.
  • As has been suggested, it’s basically The Moment of Truth – a person has a week to learn a new skill, but in the studio they “change just one thing” to see if they can still do it. I think that’s a bit misleading really, what they actually do is set up a more practical if offbeat situation to see if they can apply what they’ve learnt.
  • There are four challengers and four games, each in a self-contained part (expect that to change by the time it makes series).
  • First contestant through the door has a chat with Bradley. Bradley makes a point that they hadn’t met before the show. The chat is amusing, and also throws jokes to people in the audience which will almost certainly get cut out. Just the contestant is featured on stage here, although friends and family are in the audience. We find out that his challenge is to learn a list of 100 words of Japanese, and if he does it he’ll win a trip to Tokyo for two. Already you might have noticed the stakes are lower than MoT, and fewer people’s dreams are on the line. Cue video diary.
  • OK, his challenge – behind the doors is a Japanese grocery store, owned by a comedy Japanese person. After a brief skit, we’re told that our hero has two minutes to find five items in the store as announced by the Japanese shopkeeper. To make things more interesting, the hero is encouraged to rummage around, knock things over and that in order to find the correct objects, some of which are hidden. If he finds four correct items out of five (and isn’t told whether the item put in the basket is correct or not), he wins. The audience are positively encouraged to shout out advice, even though nobody will know Japanese.
  • Second contestant, and this time Bradley’s in the audience because unbeknownst to one of members their husband has been practicing something all week without her knowledge. He’s been learning thirty celebrity perfumes. On stage a ballerina, a drag queen, a female weightlifter and a rugby player are on stage, and our hero must smell relevant bits (foot, neck, bicep, armpit respectively) and work out who is wearing which of the thirty scents. This took ages, they resprayed them believing that the scents might have gone off under the studio lights. Four done, a surprise fifth guest was bought out – a pig wearing a scented scarf. Four out of five right wins, although he did not succeed but didn’t go home empty handed as they could keep what remained of the perfumes. Again, this was for a holiday.
  • The pig did a poo.
  • Third contestant learned precision bullwhipping. The challenge – whilst riding a sweetcorn cob version of a bucking bronco, whip other cobs what were popping up out of the wall when she stopped moving. One of them was the Golden Cob and was worth two, and the audience shout “GOLDEN COB!” like it was Feed the Frog from Going Live. She had to get five in three minutes. Fun challenge, but felt rather imprecise. This was for a holiday for two.
  • Finally, our fourth contestant was given ten microwaves and had to recognise each make just by the sound of their ping. In the studio the Just 1 Thing orchestra play The Blue Danube, but on occasion a note is played by someone pinging a microwave. After the performance she must name the three microwaves used, for a holiday for four.
  • It strikes us quite quickly that Just 1 Thing is to The Moment of Truth what Epic Win was to You Bet – sort of a bit low rent and played with a much higher laughter quotient. Presentation wise it felt more TF1-esque than the usual ITV fare – music and looseness which is a good thing I think – but not quite there in terms of cleverness and subtlety of format.
  • Bradley’s really good – the interviews are funny and he injects a lot of comedy into the set-ups and results of the games. He says he’s not met the contestants beforehand – which I can believe – but also that he doesn’t know what’s behind the big doors until they’re revealed – which I don’t believe to be honest. There’s a card on each set with instructions he reads out, but throwaway comments off camera suggests he’s probably a bit more clued in.
  • They decorate the set for each game quite nicely, and credit to them for doing it all within a reeeeeaaasonable timeframe – it took about 3.5-4 hours to film the lot. Everyone in the audience (the suggestion was it was 500-strong) got a bag with a bottle of water in it and some chocolate at the halfway point, which was nice.
  • The games feel a bit imprecise. In particular the time-based ones seemed completely arbitrary, it seems a bit off to have a time limit in the bullwhipping game where you’re only meant to whip when the thing isn’t spinning round, and no real idea as to how long you had before spinning again. For example. Also was a bit surprised she didn’t have goggles for it.
  • Do you remember how The Moment of Truth had tension on a stick? You had to complete a tough exacting task that required a bout of intense concentration in one go on the night, and if you failed not only did you let yourself down but everyone around you? At no real point does Just 1 Thing feel particularly tense. The question is is it funny enough to make up for that fact?
  • To which the answer is possibly? Like the recent Catchphrase, it feels like a modern take on old-school entertainment and will probably do similar solid if unspectacular numbers. I think it is more successful than Dale’s Great Getaway, but I don’t think it’s qui-i-te good enough to be a massive success.

Weekend excitement

By | June 28, 2013

Not a very exciting week, but actually quite an interesting weekend:

  • Your Face Sounds Familiar – the show that everybody is just calling Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes starts on Saturday night where celebs such as the man with the hardest working ethic in television Alexander Armstrong, Bobby Davro and the like spend the next six weeks impersonating other singing celebs on live television (although I think there’s a pre-record element this week). It’s been massive in Spain, I can certainly see the attraction (especially if someone is comically bad) so keep an eye on it. (ITV, Saturday, 7:30)
  • Intervilles – yes, the original It’s a Knockout With A Live Bull celebrates its fiftieth anniversary on France 2 on Saturday night with an exciting one-off (it’s not actually been on for a few years) featuring the towns of Dax and Saint-Amand-Les-Eaux, the two places that featured in the first final in 1962. Surely that’s 51 years then? Never mind. Olivier Minne is one of the hosts. Coincidentally, Fort Boyard starts next week! (France 2, 7:45pm UK time)
  • Just 1 Thing – The pilot for this records Saturday night at Elstree. If you go, do tell us what you thought. Already wins award for “best/worst use of numeral in a title since Unan1mous“.

12 Rounds 2: Reloaded

By | June 27, 2013

12roundsSo last night I watched straight-to-DVD action thriller 12 Rounds 2 Reloaded, the sequel to the film (12 Rounds) of the gameshow (The Phone) of the film (Die Hard 3), this time starring WWE wrestler Randy Keith Orton as a paramedic caught up in a psycho’s twisted game in order to save his girlfriend.

The first one (starring WWE star and rap artiste John Cena) was a promising idea and certainly quite action packed but whilst the central conceit is quite entertaining about halfway through the ideas become rather less compelling.

Structurally the sequel is very similar to the original, but I think it’s markedly improved as a film, and suspect the writers have a much better grasp of reality game  formatting to underpin everything and as such doesn’t feel like it runs out of entertaining ideas about halfway through. Again the central protagonist must take on 12 rounds of tasks set to them on the phone by a mysterious all-seeing bad guy once again building to a climax with devastating consequences. There are car chases and fighting and explosions and betrayal and sugar, and it hangs together much better than you’d expect if you a) saw the first one and b) were watching a straight to DVD release.

It’s not Die Hard, but I think you’d be entertained.

Fifty 50 31 PLUS! Whodunnit

By | June 24, 2013

Fifty 50 reaches its LANDMARK 31st episode and Lewis Murphy and Daniel Peake have a natter about Schlag den Star, Million Pound Drop and that sort of thing.

Also features the INCREDIBLE RETURN of 21 Questions Wrong. And it’s another cracker. How do we do it? How do we do it?

I’m going to talk about new US reality game Whodunnit? This will be spoileriffic, so I’m going to hide it under a cut.

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72 Hours

By | June 23, 2013

72hoursI’ve already written about US TV’s The Hero which is becoming increasingly entertaining (basically since people started taking the temptations it’s become open season and it’s practically breaking out into fights every week)  but it’s a double bill on the channel with a show called 72 Hours which doesn’t seem to have had much coverage so I thought I’d try and redress the balance a little.

I’ve actually written about it in a comment before, but I think it deserves front page coverage – on the face of it there’s nothing intrinsically standout about the show – the graphics aren’t brilliant, the host is Brandon Johnson who might as well be Jeff Probst Jr the mannerisms are so similar. There’s little intrinsically devious in terms of the challenges. And yet, I think it tells its stories really well and I think you’d do well to look it up, especially as this week’s episode just gone featured many surprising changes of lead and almost a fight.

The challenge is simple – Three teams of three civilians with no previous connection. A briefcase of cash is airlifted to a point about 30 miles away, all the teams have to do is find it. However, they must ALL reach the end point to win the money – if one drops out they all drop out. They have just a bottle of water each to last the entire journey, a GPS system and a radio to call in help and to signal they’ve reached a checkpoint. They can only travel between dawn and sunset. Along the way there are three supply points – basically checkpoints – and the first team there radios up and a helicopter drops off survival supplies for all three teams (minor catch-up point – this is probably my biggest issue with the show), all of which are useful but not all are worthwhile for the race situation – whatever they take they have to carry until they reach the next point. They are free to choose any route they wish – the GPS points to the next supply point (and eventually the cash) and decisions to take the straight but tough route or the longer but easier route cause lots of discussion. If the team have trouble they can call in for a relief drop (with food, water, warm clothes and the like) at the cost of an hour’s staying put. There are occasional adventure tasks (tyrolean traverses, rowing, speedboat and the like) but these do not form the focus of the show, which is roughing it. Which could be boring.

Yet it isn’t! The drama is in how teams handle the challenge – a tough endurance event through beautiful but difficult terrain with all the strategy of picking routes and the choosing of supplies and when to take relief drop hits to help them later on, but also the interpersonal drama in supporting (or not) the weak links of each team as EVERYONE has to finish to win the money. Who will surprisingly get on well as a team and who will fail miserably? Leads change frequently, and the way the game is set up (namely that those who belt it at the start tend to falter later on, whilst those who were slow to start tend to have more to give towards the end) means the result is not usually an Amazing Race style-gimme half an hour from the end. It’s all fairly Eurogame-esque!

It’s quite an unassuming show – it *feels* like quite a lo-fi production but I’ve found myself sucked in regardless. Each episode is self-contained so they go to a different part of the world every week.

You will need to use the Dark Arts to watch this from the UK, but I think it’s worth a watch certainly.

Speaking of surprising lack of deviousness, Whodunnit? starts on US TV tonight.

THE BSOP SUPERFINAL – Tonight, 8pm, $20 + 2

By | June 23, 2013

Well can you believe it? Tonight is the last day of the BSOP Season – the super fun, super stacked, BSOP Super Final! Not only will there be a lot of money on the table, but it will determine who wins the BSOP this season and the associated prizes.

Currently it’s a two horse race for the top, but potentially any one of about five people can win if the result falls right. Meanwhile pretty much everybody with BSOP experience can sneak a podium finish with a win tonight.

YOU CAN BE PART OF THE DRAMA even if you’ve not played in a BSOP event before, you can’t win the series but you can take a slice of the money on the table tonight. Join the Bother’s Bar Poker Club on Pokerstars right now!

$20 + 2 to enter, 5,000 chips, 15/30 starting blinds and a 10 minute blind clock. It’s likely to finish close to 11pm. Good luck!

Edit: Congrats to Ben Justice, this year’s BSOP champion! I finished the season in second, Andrew Smith edges the third. Great season, thanks to everyone who joined in!