Look, I’ll tell you what happened.
On Friday, I was sent to market to sell some cows for money or something when a strange old man stopped me in the street, and wondered if I’d sell him a cow for some apparently magic beans that will help see the future. “Magic beans?” I cried, rather skeptically. But you know me, I like a bit of a gamble so I got back to the bar, penniless, but with some beans. So I planted them and then went to bed. Then the next day I did some washing and got drunk down a pub (obviously I didn’t have the money to pay the electricity bill) and when I got back – whoa, standing in a corner of the Bar was one of those Zoltan the Magnificent sort of machines, but it was apparently called “Rob Bighter”.
“Hmm,” I thought, “that’s an anagram of Brig Bother. Quite clever.” Anyway I won some money down the pub so I fed the meter, and suddenly Rob Bighter came to life and he left a message:
Rob Bighter’s eyes are shining bright,
If you’re not careful you’ll bugger up your website.
Well, to be honest I’m not massively impressed with him predicting something that’s already happened.
Anyway, the point is: if you’re about to write a long comment, I’d suggest copying it before you send it in case the server messes up. Flaws will be ironed out over the coming days, fingers crossed.
And what predictions for the future (or predictions of things that have already happened) will Rob Bighter have in store?
That’s right! There’s only one more opportunity after this one for me to post a photo of the amazing Bother Series of Poker trophy (look it is engraved and everything), just two more games remain, one this Sunday night and the Super Stack Grand Final next Sunday night, where lots of money and medals and a trophy will be given away.