Siren: Survive the Island

By | June 11, 2023

This new Korean show came out almost a fortnight ago on Netflix but thanks to peak-period work and, er, Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom I’ve only just got around to starting watching, I’m four episodes in now, and my Tl;dr opinion is: it’s good and an interesting idea, but it’s appeal isn’t quite immediate and you’ll need to be prepared to stick with it a bit.

Netflix are calling it a combination of Physical 100 and Survivor, I don’t think they’re terribly helpful things to compare it to to be honest but there we are. 24 women come to the Island of Fire to test themselves, they are in six teams of four each representing a different high-pressure physical job (police, firefighters, soldiers, stunt actors, athletes and security guards). First job – cross 1km of mudflats to get to a different island, grab your flag and pole (60kg) and come back across the flats to plant your flag in the arena. This is a race, as the fastest teams get to make a big strategic decision – on the island are six ‘bases’, each with their own pros and cons in terms of location, size, ease of access and such like. The map they’re given only shows the locations of the common amenities and their own base, they will have to recce to work out where everyone else is stationed. Every day, at any time, a siren will go off across the island marking the beginning of an eliminatory Base Battle – before each battle each team will hide a team flag somewhere in their base and each player will carry their own personal flag upon their back. If your personal flag gets captured you’re eliminated for the rest of the battle (and this is announced to the rest of the island so other teams have an idea of your team strength), but if another team manages to infiltrate your base and remove your team flag, your team is eliminated from the show and that team will take over your territory – so there’s lots of talk of strategy, who to attack, how much to defend, that sort of thing. There’s almost a fencing like quality to these base battles, lots of spying looking for an opening, feints, counterattacks and the like.

What there isn’t much of is a great deal of levity, at least in the initial episodes, these are Very Serious Women playing a Very Serious Game and it’s not really until after the first Base Battle the show chills a bit and gives us a bit of slice of life and gives us a chance to learn about the contestants so we can start backing them. Between base battles, the teams can buy food, equipment and defensive supplies to improve their base from the store, the currency is the calories burnt in the previous day – there’s a communal gym they can train in to earn currency although perhaps tellingly the team with the most to spend seems to be the one which does the most running. There’s also an Arena Battle, the one I saw was quite good, making and putting out fires and was probably the first chance anyone got to breakout and look quite heroic, the winning team wins equipment and timed-shield so their base can’t be initially attacked during the next base battle.

I think they could have done a bit more with the mysterious island setting, it seems a shame that other than each other’s bases there’s not much else to find through exploring.

I’m invested now so I will watch the rest, helped that episodes (other than the initial hour long one which dragged a bit) clock in at around 45 minutes. There are definitely some interesting concepts here – I don’t think defense building and base raiding has really been done before, but it’s not something that might click immediately.

It’s Schlag den Star on Saturday

By | June 7, 2023
We’ll probably update this Elton photo if he moves channel

It’s only been a fortnight since the last one, and this one might be *extra* intriguing as it’s come out this morning that Raab/Brainpool will be moving some of their shows to rival network RTL, including TV Total spin-off Blamerien oder Kassieren and Schlag den Besten, both of which set to be hosted by face of Pro7 and Eurovision vote giver Elton. What if anything is going to happen? We’re currently discussing the situation in #deutschechat in the Discord, and we’ll be watching Schlag den Star on Saturday night where Niram Farooq will be taking on Rebecca Mir for Elton’s €100,000 briefcase. Will he have many more €100,000 briefcases to give away on Pro7? Who knows!

Gambit Game’s good

By | June 5, 2023

We mentioned this a little while ago before the series started, but I think it’s worthwhile pointing out that the last few episodes of Gambit Game, a kind of amateur Youtube version of The Genius played over Zoom, have been very good and certainly worth a look.

It’s certainly not been a show without issues, contestants pulling out rather than fighting, multiple times where the editing hasn’t *quite* pulled the threads together correctly, not in terms of telling the timeline of the story but with the captions and graphics for example. Despite this, it hits a lot of The Genius‘ beats, and even if the first few games were highly derivative of its source, the more recent episodes have had some pretty top notch ideas. The cast has also been well chosen – not much deadwood really.

Episodes go up on Youtube on Sunday evening. We’re discussing episodes on the Discord in #geniuschat.

It’s another Things post

By | May 31, 2023

Some THINGS:

  • It’s Cory, Christian and Bob’s 24-Hour Gameshow Marathon this weekend raising money for Child’s Play. It starts at 5pm UK time on Saturday (the times on the page don’t seem to take into account BST, so you need to add an hour to the GMT signposts), Moneybags through to The Wheel which would be 11pm through to 2am looks like the most interesting bit to me, your mileage may vary.
  • Gladiators starts filming tomorrow! Let us know what you think if you go. There are still tickets for next week.
  • Has anyone watched Siren: Survive the Island on Netflix yet? It ticks a lot of “I want to watch this” boxes – Korean, eliminatory, tasks, but I haven’t got much time going spare at the moment.

You shall go to the Ballball

By | May 28, 2023

Schlag den Star managing to be extremely exciting on live TV at 1:30am local time after almost six hours of live competition. A special doubles edition to mark the 75th episode, on the red side Özcan and Bastien, a famous German comic podcasting duo, on the blue side Sascha and Alec aka electronic western band The Bosshoss. The game is Ballball – chuck tennis balls at a basketball to propel it over your opponent’s line – it’s the old boardgame Crossfire, basically. It is best of three, if the red team win they’ve won the night and the €100,000 that goes with it, if the blue team win they keep their hopes alive and take the show to the final event.

You can skip the first three minutes if you want, it’s a live show and they have to set everything up. The poor stagehands.

Switch off your TV set and do something less boring instead

By | May 24, 2023

We haven’t done this sort of thing for ages, so knock yourselves out:

  • Gladiators films in Sheffield the first fortnight in June and at time of writing it looks like there are still tickets available for all filming dates. Most dates start at 1pm, I would expect the filming to be lengthy, but perhaps you have nothing better to do. Applause Store.
  • Limited availability for Deal or No Deal up in Salford in July (Applause Store). We’re still not actually 100% sure on whether this is going primetime or as a Chase replacement, and the four dates on offer don’t help.
  • Password films end of June in London (Lost in TV), which is a fun novelty that will never catch-on. Two comedy legends and a special guest are promised, whilst I don’t know who the host of the pilot was, the comedy legends in the pilot were Alan Carr and Daisy-May Cooper so there’s that. But what if you wanted to be a contestant? Well you’ve still got time to apply. Unless you’re reading this after the 9th June, then you don’t.