Bother’s Bar Plays Badly: Escape Game Fort Boyard 2022

By | June 25, 2022
5 Comments

That’s right. The new series starts on France 2 next Saturday night but that’s not stopped Microids releasing this year’s iteration into stores – right now it’s out on Nintendo Switch and Playstation, Steam and XBox to come. Is it worth £36 of your hard earned cash? Of course not, but allow us to show you what’s new in this edition and also the stuff that was added in the Toujours Plus Fort! DLC last year that we didn’t bother making a video for.

This year’s big new innovation is the Time Machine featuring six (count ’em) old school games, two of which are games that have been on previous editions but deskinned. And for some reason these aren’t integrated into the main adventure, which they managed to do on telly when they got Patrice Laffont back for a year to introduce them so no excuse really. Also features Willy Rovelli, and for some reason all the new games have extraordinary tight time limits.

Show Discussion: One Question

By | June 23, 2022
25 Comments

Fridays, 8pm,
Channel 4 (and all on All 4, apparently)

I am ridiculously excited about One Question. There’s no time limit, no buzzers, no complicated rules. A sofa, a chat, just one question that could win our players £100k. Not only that, we give them the answer. Tricky part is we give them 19 wrong answers too. I’ve bought a new black sweater and the studio has a toasted sandwich maker. I can’t wait.

Claudia Winkleman in a press release

When I first heard about this, I thought it sounded crap – a twenty-option multiple choice question where they’ll spend the best part of an hour eliminating incorrect answers before landing on an answer which might earn them £100,000, like a crap quiz version of Deal or No Deal.

Anyway it turns out it might be slightly more interesting than that. The questions clearly aren’t going to be open and shut cases and sound as though they might be a bit more lateral than “which of these is the exact height of Mount Everest in feet?” and we’ve also gathered that there are lifelines that can be deployed to knock out answers but lowering the prize money – no complicated rules indeed. Also the first episode features two couples, will it rollover?

So ironically a show called One Question leaves us with a lot of questions, the big ones being “will it be any good” and “will anybody actually watch it” to which my guesses are “I’m not convinced but will keep an open mind” and “at 8pm on a Friday on Channel 4, probably not but I’m sure the first ep will do reasonably.”

Let us know what you think in the comments.

The actual real motherlode

By | June 21, 2022
2 Comments

Wowsers. It’s a twenty minute edit of the Richard O Brien Fort Boyard pilot, uploaded by Pierre Launais (one of the show’s creators). Be aware that the sound is *well* out of sync – like the visuals are running at a different speed to the sound.

It’s actually impressively fully-formed – about 75% of the games used were used in the first series of the actual show as is, a few more with a couple of differences, a few not at all. There’s no Pere Fouras character yet, The Sphinx serving much the same role, and I can’t work out what the scissors/paper/stone card bit at the end was all about (I wonder if this was the inspiration for the Time Chasers element bought into the show later on).

Also they cracked down on the “using your clothes as a sack to collect coins” between pilot and series. The treasure room in the first series worked differently to all the other ones – 18 chests, each key opened a chest, but you couldn’t go in and out – it was one way only, and “the legend” says if you won you could only take out what you could physically carry, so you had to strip down to the minimum before taking on the flooded underground to enter.

Still though, absolutely fascinating stuff.

Paramount Plus

By | June 21, 2022
1 Comment

It’s soft launched ahead of the official launch tomorrow. Knock yourselves out!

Or I can save you the seven-day free trial for when it might become useful:

Television Scrabble from 1984

By | June 19, 2022
0 Comment

Here’s a fun thing I saw a link to yesterday, a full episode of Channel 4’s Television Scrabble from 1984, hosted by Alan Coren. An exhibition match between the series champion and an actual Scrabble champion.

To be honest, the actual game is as dull as anything so it’s quite fun to see much joviality Coren can make from the proceedings and we also enjoyed the amusingly light-entertainment theme by Harry Rabinowitz (a name that’s popped up because his orchestra “did” New Faces with Marti Caine which I had been watching a bit of of late).

Netflix to make 10-part reality competition series based on Mr Beast’s 257m times viewed Squid Game video

By | June 14, 2022
5 Comments

Yes, no longer wonder “what if they made Squid Game… but in real life” as it seems Netflix, through Studio Lambert and The Garden are making Squid Game… but in real life!

The losing contestants aren’t getting shot, the winner will be taking home $4.56m. Thrill to a full 45-60 minute game of Redlight Greenlight, except this time punctuated by quite annoying US-style confessionals! “So, right, there’s this doll, right, and you had to get from one side of the room to another, right, but if the doll looked at you you had to stand still! It was absolutely mental!” Get excited by huge amounts of contestants, none of whom you’ll care about! Discover that when it’s not in a dramatic form, the actual Squid Game process of playing kids games with no chance of death probably isn’t actually all that exciting!

Anyway you can apply if you want.

Look, isn’t it about sometime someone just revived Ultra Quiz?