Capture

By | August 2, 2013

CaptureFun new realigame started on America’s The CW a few days ago, Capture. It’s the effectively the unofficial game of the film of the book The Hunger Games (which rather embarrassingly I haven’t actually watched yet).

It stars twelve teams of two (and fans of colours (especially green) are well served here, there’s a green, a lime AND teal team, probably the first and last time you’ll see the word ‘teal’ used on US television) and it’s hosted by a man who appears to be genuinely called Luke Tipple who is also an Australian marine biologist, it says here.

Effectively it’s Bother’s Bar favourite Run for Money done as a reality show. The teams play in the Hunting Grounds, a 4,000 acre bit of land with trees, hills, bears and the like, however the GREATEST THREAT is, as is so often the case in these things, your fellow man. One team is randomly chosen to be the Hunters who are each given a Talon – like a magnetic disk. The other teams are the prey, and must run away because if the Hunters manage to place a Talon on one of their vests then they have been caught. Hunters get two days and four hours a day to capture two teams – failure to meet the quota means going up for elimination themselves, and if they don’t catch anyone being immediately eliminated. To help them, each team wears a GPS map, and whatsmore if a team of prey stay still for longer than three minutes, their location will pop up on the Hunter’s GPS.

Captured teams are taken to an open air prison where they must sleep braving the elements, but the other teams don’t have it well off either, the Village consists of metal frame bunk beds with no mattresses and some items in a box they can make a rudimentary tent with. Food is scarce, but they do have a fire, and we’re shown that temperatures at night are barely above freezing.

At elimination, the two teams on the chopping block (the two teams caught, or the Hunters if they didn’t meet their quota) stand on platforms, each with two bridges – one back into the game, one out of the compound. One by one and boringly the other teams decide who they want to send home. Once one team has reached enough votes and in a fit of HIGH DRAMA the bridges collapse so one team can rejoin and the other go home. At the end of the series (and I’m intrigued to find out how they’re going to decide the winner) the winning team win $250k.

Nice concept, and nicely filmed, the biggest problem with episode one for me was lack of crunch points – the area of play is huge and it’s pretty unlikely teams will accidentally bump into each other whereas in something like Run For Money not only are there loads of players but the playing area is small enough that there will be an exciting chase every few minutes – I’m also really hoping they start to throw some twists into the game as well even if it’s just reducing the area of the hunt. Living with the spartan conditions is quite appealing, it’s going to be as much a test of endurance as anything else. There were also probably a few too many teams for their own good, certainly quite a few of them seemed to get passed over this first episode. And the voting element is boring.

It doesn’t smell like a hit to me – the tone is a bit ridiculous for a start – but I enjoyed watching and will continue to watch. Worth seeking out.

It’s hot and there’s nothing on.

By | August 1, 2013

Actually that’s not strictly true, although it’s very definitely hot. Hopefully we’ll be taking a look at The CW’s Hunger Games inspired Capture in the next few days. On Saturday the big-in-the-Netherlands I Love My Country begins, look out for a Show Discussion post for that, but it will probably be competing on here with a commentary for Schlag den Star. That Puppet Game Show begins on Saturday 10th.

Bother’s Bar’s Poker Boxing 2013 – Sunday, 20:15 UK, $10+1

By | July 30, 2013

DING DING!

SECONDS OUT, it’s time for the 2013 installment of Bother’s Bar’s POKER BOXING!

* Heads-up shootout, $10 + $1 entry, Sunday 4th August 8:15pm UK time
* Three minute levels, 2000 chips.
* Pays top four if four or more people turn up. You could make the money without even playing a card if fewer than eight turn up and the draw goes your way.

Shootouts work as effectively single elimination tournaments, lose and you’re out, the next round begins after everyone has completed their current round with stacks and blinds reset. There is no late registration available, so if you want to play make sure you register in good time.

Good luck!

To play you will need to be a member of the Bother’s Bar Pokerstars Home Game club – if you’re not already a member then joining is free:

– If you don’t already have it, download the free PokerStars software from www.pokerstars.com
– Open the main poker lobby, then click on the Home Games tab.
– Click the ‘Join a Poker Club’ button
– Enter my Club ID number: 466738
– Enter my Invitation Code: onlyconnect

Once you’ve joined just register for the tournament and I’ll see you on Sunday. Please don’t leave it to the last minute to join the club, I will need to approve you.

The details are also on the Bother’s Bar Poker page. Bother’s Bar expects you to gamble responsibly. Good luck!

Show Discussion: The National Lottery Break the Safe

By | July 27, 2013

breakthesafeSaturday night, 8:50pm
BBC1

Well this has had a rather interesting past, Talkback Thames have been trying to work out how to put “counting to thirty seconds in your head” into a hit format for a-a-a-g-g-g-e-s-s, first to my knowledge in Dick ‘n’ Dom’s The Clock is Ticking (third story down – christ, over six years ago). Evidently the Beeb decided not to take it series, but Thames were determined to make people count to thirty in their head so piloted Break the Safe in August 2011 (which we were there for) with Jake Humpreys. As a quiz it was OK? But it featured THE single most tedious result reveal in the history of recorded television. In the meantime, The Cube features counting to thirty in your head as a game now as well.

I was mildly surprised to see it get commissioned, but here we are on the edge of an eight episode run. On the plus side, the safe looks much more impressive than it did in the pilot (where it was some sliding screen doors), and the lack of light gantry up either side of the safe suggests someone else thought the result reveal was the most tedious thing in the history of recorded television as well.

Good 90 second preview on the BBC site.