Sega Genesis Evangelion

By | July 27, 2011
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Yo dudes. I know Bother’s Bar has been a bit Fort Boyard-centric lately but that’s mainly because there’s nothing else exciting on (except maybe Noel crossdressing (“Wah they’re trying to be entertaining and fun again please make them stop” – the Internet) and Pointless) and it’s basically my favourite topic so basically SUCK IT UP, BITCHES. Don’t worry, Take the Money and Run starts next week. And I’m giving money away. What more is it you want? Blood?

Anyway what you probably want to know is: if Fort Boyard was a Mega Drive game from 1991 what would it sound like? Happily Alex Richards holds the answer.

Board of Excitement 24th-30th July 2011

By | July 24, 2011
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Alright first things first – it’s a new Happy Hour competition! Word Up! offers up to £50 for the winner, go and have a look.

Otherwise there’s not much to get excited about this week – Amazing Race Australia nears its climax, Fort Boyard 2010 is on TV5 on Monday although seeing as this is episode 8 of a 7 episode series I don’t know what it is they will be showing. Fort Boyard 2011 goes from strength to strength on Saturday – who would have thought painting some doors and knocking ten minutes off the running time would have been so successful?

So here’s a clip of one of my favourite new old things, Pied Marin:

Donny: the boy you always wanted

By | July 23, 2011
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Donny Osmond has been revealed as the, heh, ideniny of the US Secret Fortune pilot. So here’s a clip of Donny fronting The Pyramid Game:

The UK version was slightly bafflingly Donny-centric. When I went and saw it being filmed, I was one of the few non menopausal-women in the audience. And even if you applied to be a contestant, the form was all about how excited you would be to meet Donny Osmond. Baffling.