Apps Upside Your Head: Run For Money

By | June 1, 2014
The music's quite nice though.

The music’s quite nice though.

Free to play (offers in app purchases)

iOS
Android

I suspect this is one we’ll be coming back to at a later date, thanks to Daniel for pointing this out to us. It’s the official Run For Money app (in English!), you too can try and outrun the Hunters.

Or at least you can when it’s working, this morning I got a few games in and it keeps hanging on Executing Task Queue. Consider this more of a first impressions thing than a fully blown review.

Still what I did manage to play is nicely presented, you get a bit of backstory (you take a phone call from the future asking if you want to participate, yadda yadda) and it’s straight onto the first game, a training one where it teaches you the controls – you use both thumbs, one to control where you run, one to control the camera. It doesn’t work too-o-o badly as on-screen joypads go, but it’s rather more difficult on an iPad than it would be on an iPhone I imagine.

It basically features everything you’d expect from the show – you can do missions (with consequences for success or failure) and pick up and use items and look at your phone to get an overview of the areas – modelled loosely on the places they film in real life. Outrunning the Hunters is quite tough but there are usually enough corners to break line-of-sight, and the screen turns a bit red if you’re approaching a dangerous area. There are hiding places, but I think these could have done with being a bit better signposted (in the training level it shows you can hide in a bin, it wasn’t until much later I discovered by accident you can hide in the back of a truck). You will doubtless spend most of the time wandering around like a headless chicken – this is probably not far off what it’s like to participate in the actual show although I’m not quite convinced it makes for a perfect mobile and tablet experience.

The games I managed to play ran for three minutes and you earn two types of in-game currency – Luna (which you’ll win if you survive the games or surrender) and Terra (which you can use to buy yourself back into a game if you get caught). You can swap 100,000 Luna for 1 Terra, which would involve winning 5-6 games to build up, or you can pay Actual Real Cash. You can also buy clothes and items which help your character, and you can spend currency to win items in a lottery (or you can enter for free once a day). The game seems plenty playable without having to spend any real world money.

Presentation wise there’s lots to love about the app, but right now it feels too buggy and a bit too difficult. But both of these things might get better, and it’s free to play so you can try for yourself.

Edit: It’s working properly for me now. A few things not apparent in the text:

  • The three-minute challenge levels are free to play, but the actual larger Runs for Money cost Luna. On the plus side, you can play the one in Shibya – 8 minutes long, 24,000 prize, for free, and without risk of losing accumulated money throughout.
  • You can buy Terra straight from the shop, but crucially and rather naughtily it doesn’t tell you the price, on iOS anyway. Maybe they’re currently free, maybe they’re £50 a pop, I haven’t dared try. Just be aware!

Blue shell

By | May 30, 2014

Urgh, the ennui.

Mario Kart 8 is out today, and to celebrate here’s a clip from kiddies Run the Gauntlet Superchamps which used to be on Channel 4.

Poker on Sunday

By | May 27, 2014

Good afternoon.

The next Bother’s Bar Poker EVENT will be Sunday at 8pm UK time. It will cost $5.50 to enter. You are permitted ONE rebuy in the first hour if you deign to lose all your chips, and after an hour everyone still in is permitted to purchase additional chips. The payout structure has been modified so it’s more likely to pay out more places ($7.50! Whoo-hoo!). You are all welcome to play, make sure you’ve joined the club first.

In other news the pretty good but a bit buggy Pointless app is 69p right now.

That’s all the weather. FOR NOW.

Fort Boyard 2014 – what we know

By | May 26, 2014

By translating THIS page, they’ve started filming today:

  • The Treasure Room’s been renovated. Or at least they’ve stuck some new iron-y bits around the outside of the entrance and hung a tiger mask outside the gate.
  • FOUR new cells. A number that I would ordinarily describe as “a bit disappointing”, and will describe as “a bit disappointing”. However that is not the same as four new games.
  • Apparently the new cells are themed around ecological soundness this year. There’s a game where contestants must find aluminium cans and throw them into a grinder, although it sounds like the room or the grinder gets smaller as the game progresses (likely the room in the Star Wars trash compactor stylee). A game called “the Ketchuperee” involves lots of tomoatoes. More intriguingly, it sounds like the Interactive Cell is being replaced by The Hall of Illusion, where the contestants must take dexterity tests whilst being subject to optical tricks.
  • Actually we know that can’t be it because we know there’s a game cell themed around a fire barracks. And a cell that looks like the entrance to a sewer, when they’ve already got a perfectly good game based around a sewer. They really should start using the underground space again.
  • The Watchtower is now home to Quebecoise magician Vincent C’s Magic Academy, and contestants will need to work out puzzles based around magic tricks.
  • New adventures include biking over narrow beams in the air and staying upright on a moving log, by the sounds of it.
  • LaBoulle’s not returning. From pictures it looks like the gong is now in the Treasure Room. It’s suggested that he’ll be replace by “a muscle man”, but surely that’s Mister Boo who we know is on the Fort this year. As is Judge Blanche and Willy Rovelli, so it’s unlikely they’ll be a big change in structure.
  • A fuller list of new events will undoubtably be released once the filming of the French show has ended. The show starts airing on France 2 next month.

When oh when will our Summer of Boring end?

By | May 25, 2014

Here’s another quite boring show, it’s the promo tape for the recent Fifteen to One, offered without comment but in such a way to imply comment:

 

The new series of Celeb 15-1 will run on Friday nights at 8pm in June on Channel 4. They’ll probably do OK.

Power

By | May 22, 2014

In this: the Summer of Boredom we’ll take any glimmers of excitement we can get. In this case I’ve started a proper full-on discussion page for Korean show Crime Scene, linked to in the menu bar.

Also Big Brother starts on 5th June. That’s a fortnight today. Fun advert.