Board of Excitement 4th-10th April

By | April 4, 2010

Right, I have just crashed out on the bubble AGAIN in a poker tournament, so before I make myself feel better by watching people be absolutely miserable on The Door (actually, hang on), let’s take a look at the forthcoming week’s excitement:

  • The Amazing Race (Sunday, CBS)
  • Only Connect (8:30, Monday, BBC4): Second semi-final this week, Tommy Scott’s Hitchhikers who will probably win against The Strategists.
  • Survivor (Thursday, CBS): Well this week’s was a shocker and no mistake. And now the villains are imploding! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?
  • Partly New Total Wipeout (5:15pm, Saturday, BBC1): Because I forgot to bill it last week. Last week’s left me feeling pretty “meh”.
  • Doctor Who (6:15pm, Saturday, BBC1): Hadn’t watched this for a while, quite enjoyed the series opener. Also I really liked that Manic Miner thing he did. (*)
  • Schlag Den Raab (7:15pm UK time, Saturday, Pro Sieben or naughty internet streaming if we’re very lucky): Crikey, there will be no time to have your dinner next Saturday. €2m up for grabs this month, and it will all boil down to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, I imagine.
  • Bother’s Series of Poker Game 5 (8pm, Next Sunday, the internet). Come along and watch me finish on the bubble. AGAIN. Don’t forget that there are BotherSOP games this month on runner runner Sundays, which is kind of a clever poker joke.

(*) Nobody on the internet has made this reference yet.

The Door, then

By | April 3, 2010

Right, I’ve just watched the first episode of this blind to your comments (use this to talk about ep 2 if you like), here’s what I briefly think:

  • It is so, so important for this sort of thing that people have to be able to buy into the set-up – if people don’t like the challenges, they can still end up quite liking the show. Unfortunately the world of The Door tries to be Twilight Zone-esque, but fails in that it’s not odd enough nor gritty enough. It looks and feels like it’s all being done in a big studio.
  • The challenges are actually a bit dull to watch. They have nothing like the ingenuity of The Crystal Maze, involving as they do rummaging through lots of nasty things and little else. Admittedly the team-y bits at the beginning show some signs of thought (but once again, once the ‘trick’ was found it’s more rummaging through awful things), but as there’s no real sense of risk or jeopardy involved in these little teasers, all we’re left with a rather crap version of Now Get Out of That.
  • The bit where Frankie Saturdays and Louisa Eastenders dueling to escape the first scenario was a bit odd, not really telegraphed before it happened and then for no particular reason some boxes and some more doors appeared. Consistency of setting is quite important in This Sort of Thing.
  • Amanda Holden adds, quite literally, nothing to the show.
  • Tomorrow night’s show is meant to be “more cerebral”, and in fact features a laser maze which has in fact never been done on television before, so good stuff there.
  • Redd Pepper’s voiceover is really unnecessary and actually detracts from the show. But! Michael Underwood remains great value.

So… rather disappointing. So what did Estate of Panic have that people quite liked that The Door doesn’t? Well it all comes down to point one, doesn’t it really?

That and quite a clever game structure.

The Door

By | April 2, 2010

I may be watching a recording of The Door very late this evening (let’s hope Chris Tarrant signs off with a Nick Ross-style “don’t have nightmares!”), but don’t let that stop you having a chat about it. I’ve run the gamut of opinions on it since it was first launched, from “Oh.” to “mmm…” to “ooooh!” over the last four months, so I’m hoping it’s worth the wait. The second episode is tomorrow night.

And it’s also Partly New Total Wipeout (the good thing is that from next week, there’s no need to make that joke) tomorrow evening as well. How terrifically exciting.

Happy April Fool’s Day!

By | April 1, 2010

You will be pleased to hear that there will be no April Fools gags on Bother’s Bar this year – not even hilariously changing the masthead to Bother’s Bra like I did last year, mainly because I can’t be bothered to think anything up.

Or is this an April Fool in itself? Ahhhhhhh. And what about that? Ahhhhhhhh.

Actually, this is all very well, but the big question is: what does an old episode of Run For Money look like in TEXTp?

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Clearly amazing.

Also it’s on Facebook, so I guess I’m allowed to say it: Only Connect‘s been comissioned for a fourth record-breaking series (like it was ever in doubt) which they filming over the Summer.