For some reason, I’m getting mildly excited about Big Brother this year, although doubtless I’ll have stopped watching it after about three days. But anyway, the exciting news is that the live feed is OFFICIALLY back, albeit online (hey! It’s just like the first series!) on the official site, and not free (Although keep checking the site as they’re giving away 1,000 free passes). All we need now is a camp homosexual and a black woman WITH ATTITUDE, and we’ll be right to the Big Brothers of old.
Big Brother starts on Wednesday night on Channel 4.

Can you believe this will all be over by the time the month is out? And I’m almost winning it, too.