There are shows we like and there are shows that are popular. Hopefully these things coincide. Sometimes they do not, but I like to think I understand why they are what they are. It’s really not all down to the formats, you can change something a bit dull on paper to something that comes alive on the the screen.
This week we’re going to celebrate new shows with apparently simple formats which may or may not have some spark to them (usually not), beginning with TV3’s Crossfire, currently going out on Monday and Friday nights, and which was ungeoblocked on Friday but now apparently you will need to use the dark arts to watch. In it, popular TV and radio personality Sean Moncrieff (Don’t Feed the Gondolas) hosts a quiz with lots of easy questions which looks like there might be some strategy but actually the correct strategy is laughably simple – pick on whoever is doing the worst. There’s not much banter (although Moncrieff tries to keep it light), it has a dark set with with neat lights on the podiums.
Round one – you’re asked a multiple choice question. If you get it right you can attack another player or go for a second question. If you get this second question right you’re forced to attack someone for two points. Everybody has 10 lives, whoever runs out of lives first is eliminated (for some reason they count up from zero and not down from ten but there we are). If you’re attacked you can’t attack the same person back immediately so basically three people continue to attack each other until someone gets unlucky, because once you start attacking someone there’s no point splitting your venom.
Round two – lives are reset and now everybody answers very easy questions on the buzzer. Getting a question right knocks a life off of someone, so when someone starts going the other two pick on them. And that’s it.
Round three – Lives are reset and you can continue taking questions until you decide to push your luck no further and attack with the built pot or you get it wrong, in which case your opponent can opt to steal the pot if they think they know the answer, or opt to reset but take control if they don’t. The winner gets €200 for every life left and gets to come back next time.
It’s basically quite boring and has really easy questions. But if you like boring shows with easy questions, it gets through 50-60 in the time which isn’t awful.


