Show Discussion: The Cube Series 8

By | March 1, 2014

cube2014Saturdays, after Ant and Dec
(For episode one that’s 8:20pm),
ITV

We haven’t done a Show Discussion post for a series of The Cube for ages but tonight apparently sees a large refresh of the graphics and audio so I figured it would be worthwhile. I also expect this to be a last roll of the dice – save for a series where it was regularly getting six million leading into The X Factor, it’s been languishing at a point where it looks like it might be worth trying something else. And it’s up against The Voice.

Still, a new series means a new photo of Philip standing in front of The Cube, so here it is.

Schlag den Baar – Das Spiel Beginnt

By | February 27, 2014

Alright, if you’re not participating keep April 12th free. And if you DO want to participate…

Schlag den Baar

Following the rampant success of Schlag den Brig, the same gang are back with 15 more wacky and unpredictable games – and this time YOU could be part of the action!

Yes, reigning SdB champion Daniel Peake is up for a new challenge, and we’re opening the candidate poll to loyal followers of the game show fraternity.

You must be available on BOTH of TWO dates: March 29th and April 12th. For March 29th, you will need to be able to travel to a Zone 5 location in South-West London, arriving no later than 11am, and be prepared to spend most of the day with us. This is for a pre-recorded outside broadcast section. For April 12th, you will need to be available from 7pm onwards for a Google Hangout, to be broadcast over YouTube. The webcast might go on as late as 1am (but hopefully finishes earlier).

Because we need someone reliable and trustworthy, you will need to be a ‘known quantity’ to us. In other words, you need to be a long-standing member of the Bother’s Bar fraternity, a past guest on the Fifty50 show podcast, or someone that David Bodycombe, Daniel Peake, Nick Gates or Lewis Murphy know in real life personally. If you’re not sure whether you qualify, email schlag@ukgameshows.com in the first instance.

As well as being available on the required dates, in addition:
– You must be a UK resident.
– You must be 18 or over.
– You must own a PC/laptop (not a tablet).
– You must have a stable broadband internet connection; e.g. one that can handle downloading two YouTube videos at once.
– You must be physically fit and able. We won’t ask you to anything lung-busting but you might have to throw a ball, swing a cricket bat or do a jigsaw.
– In the spirit of Schalg den Raab, you must be willing to have a go at anything within reason. We won’t ask you to do anything unpleasant or dangerous – it’s meant to be fun.
– Every effort will be made to ensure you have a pleasant and safe time. However, participants must agree to participate at their own risk, and we may ask you to sign something to this effect.

No expenses are offered but we do offer you a fun experience in return.

Interested? Send an email to schlag@ukgameshows.com with:
– Your name,
– Age,
– Location,
– Email address,
– Contact number,
– Three sentences explaining why you’d be a good candidate.

You might be invited on Bother’s Bar and/or the Fifty50 Show podcast to talk about your application further.

Applications close on March 10th. If we receive more than 5 applications, the Schlag den Brig team will shortlist a Top Five. When the shortlist is announced, we’ll open a public poll to find the preferred candidate to take on the mighty Dan Peake.

If you have any queries, please ask them in the comments below.

Good luck! And remember, even if you’re not applying, keep the evening of April 12th free to see Schlag den Baar in action!

GO GO GO. If you want an idea of the sort of thing that might happen, you can watch the entire four hours of Schlag den Brig right here.

Bother’s Bar Monthly Poker Open – this Sunday, 8pm

By | February 26, 2014

It’s time once again for the Bother’s Bar Open, of which I am the current champion. It’s open to anyone who can legally play (you will need to be a member of the Bother’s Bar Poker Club, all the details here), it costs $5.50 to enter (although you are also allowed ONE $5 rebuy within the first hour if you lose all your chips and a $5 add-on after level six if you’re still in play – my advice is to have money for two stacks but you’re not obliged and it’s winnable off of one) and it’s winner take all unless we get ten or more then it’ll pay out more. So tell your friends!

The game starts at 8pm on Sunday night, ten minutes late registration is available. Good luck!

An (almost) glowing review of the Pointless app

By | February 25, 2014

£1.49 on iOS, Android to follow.
Official app site

We were told it would never happen, but the true fans BELIEVED and here we are. And it’s highly addictive, if not quite polished.

You get the choice of single player or multiplayer. The single player is a bit disappointing to be honest, three sets of those pick-from-a-board rounds the show dropped years ago, and if you beat the computer opponent each time you win a Pointless Trophy and get a shot at the jackpot, played in the classic pre-2014 style. This bit at least apes the show quite well.

However multiplayer is where it’s at and it’s been thoughtfully structured. You can connect to Facebook or use someone’s e-mail address (or indeed play someone at random). These questions are all based on the head-to-head round – anagrams, clues to facts, missing words and so on. There are four questions on each board, you pick one, they pick one from the remaining three, then on the second board they go first then you. Lowest combined score wins the point, first to two points wins, but ingeniously the deciding round is a classic open ended Pointless question you each get two shots at. All bases get covered. I spent literally hours playing with Facebook chums last night in a way that wasn’t conducive to getting anything constructive done.

You can also cheat by buying pointers for multiplayer with real money – one shows you what the highest answer is, one shows you what the lowest answer is and reveals every other letter in that answer which makes it too easy. You get twenty of each with the app. It is an interesting business strategy to charge money to make a game way less fun, but the option’s there if you want it. Having tried one out to see how they work, we very much do not. The option to do this is fairly well hidden in plain sight though, if you dive right in without the practice game you might not know they’re there at all.

It’s all wrapped up with a graphical package reminiscent of the show, and led by hilarious cartoon versions of Xander and Richard (if you take a while to think of an answer then they’ll charmingly wander on screen). It’s got the tower, it’s got the music (yes, you’ll get to hear that bloody bontempi keyboard bit in the background every few seconds like they do in foreign versions).

But it’s not perfect. In fact despite a soft launch in Australia at the end of last year it still seems quite buggy – one of the reasons I stopped playing last night was because it stopped letting me send answers and then decided I wasn’t connected to the internet, which I’m going to assume is a server capacity issue which should probably die down after the initial spike. On the one hand – aggravating, on the other handy because it forced me to put the bloody thing down. If I’m last to play I don’t get why I have to wait for my opponent to have their go on the next round before I can see the answers to the round I’ve just finished.

What it accepts as correct answers seems to vary on a whim – it correctly identified “Freddie Flintoff” for “Andrew Flintoff”, but wouldn’t accept “America” for “USA”. Some spelling mistakes it allows but others it does not and occasionally it makes it quite frustrating. When it lists possible answers on the open ended questions I don’t know if it’s exhaustive or not – yesterday a question came up on Indiana Jones actors and I couldn’t find Harrison Ford or Sean Connery on the list. Some of the points don’t seem quite believeable – I’m led to believe that of 100 people not one identified OU (Milton Keynes) to be the Open University. Where have they found these people?

Presentation wise the music loops have clear jarring jumps and the Pointless Final tower doesn’t go down in a tension-fuelled slow way like it does on TV. These are fairly minor points in the grand scheme of things, but when The Chase app gets the feel bang on on its first attempt then it’s a shame this comes across as a bit sloppy in comparison.

Don’t let these things put you off though – if you’ve got willing friends then this comes highly recommended.

Fifty50 Fifty (and the Pointless app is out)

By | February 24, 2014

In the landmark Fifty 50 episode 50, Lewis Murphy goes behind the scenes of his podcast and has a chat about Superstar Dogs.

Also the Pointless app that Richard Osman said would never happen is in fact out RIGHT NOW for £1.49 on the iOS store. That’s the same price as The Chase, but is it as good? Find out in due course. Android version to follow.