…whilst Big Brother launch night twists are usually uncomfortably mean-spirited or a bit rubbish, having Cheryl Ferguson and Julie Goodyear secretly and gamely improvise a soap opera style catfight was genuinely funny, especially as Julian Clary and Martin Kemp cottoned on to it quite quickly and some Americans looked bemused.
It is almost time for someone to do a format which is just two hours of mystery celebrities going through a door and walking down some stairs. To dance music.
