The Money

By | February 17, 2016

Tuesday 16th March, Cambridge Guildhall

Show by Kaleider

We don’t normally review contemporary theatre at the The Bar, but this might be of interest to some of you.

In The Money you choose to buy a ticket as a Benefactor (donating £10 minimum) or as a Silent Witness. Benefactors get to play the game whilst silent witnesses, as their name suggests, witness silently. All the money collected by the benefactors is collected into a pot, and once sat down and the concept explained by the steward (the rules are not read out, a sheet is there for one of the Benefactors to read out once the game begins) a clock begins – it sounds like two hours is the usual but it was 90 minutes in this performance.

The object, quite simply is for the Benefactors to unanimously decide what to with the pot (£210 this evening) and to decide that at the end of the period. If they cannot decide the money will rollover to the next event (the rules point out that this should not be considered a failure).

This starts off slowly, the rules are read out, someone will put forward an idea, it’ll get shouted down, someone will put forward a better idea, everyone will almost agree to it, and then everyone realises there’s still 75 minutes until the close so other avenues of discussion open up, so that fifteen minutes later nobody can really agree on anything at all – forced nature of the time limit is quite clever.

 

What’s quite interesting is that if the video is anything to go by, when you give a group of people this one single decision most groups will have the same arguments and suggest the same or similar ideas. Alturistic or hedonistic? The individual or the group? Should we just give it to one of us in a lottery? Should we just spend it on the lottery? Which charity is more worthy? Local or international?

I thought it was a shame that all the Benefactors (and indeed the Silent Witnesses) were self-selecting middle-class poncy types, if you only ever see the show once that’s fine but if you see it multiple times I think you’d yearn for some different points of view and arguments. Or maybe they’d have the same arguments. And maybe that’s the point.

One quite interesting fillip is that Silent Witnesses are expected to be silent, but at any time they can ring a bell, throw a tenner into the pot and become a Benefactor if they don’t like the way the conversation’s going, and this happened three times last night in the final ten minutes – one because he thought there would be a Mole (or something, see below), someone else who wanted to be part of the “if we can’t decide we’ll just have a draw for it” lottery suggested, and a third who decided they wanted in on the draw as well except half the ballots had been drawn by that point messing the whole thing up with not enough time to redo everything. On the flipside Benefactors can opt to bang a gong and become a Silent Witness if they want to not have to come to a decision.

Doing the show in real life civic places is meant to bring home the idea that the whole thing is meant as a sort of mirror of real life financial decisions. Unfortunately there’s one big downside to this, especially at the Guildhall, and that’s the acoustics are terrible, sadly. My hearing’s not the best, but it was really hard to make out some of the discussion, we’re probably only sitting two metres away from (albeit a large) discussion area and the combination of non-actors who don’t really project and large echo-y room made it quite difficult to follow, especially in the early stages before people start getting animated.

The group did not come to a decision at the close of play so the money (£240+ by my reckoning) should roll forward to the next event, part of the Hull Heads Up Festival, on March 10th.

Show Discussion: Masterpiece with Alan Titchmarsh

By | February 17, 2016

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We forgot this started on Monday and we haven’t actually watched it yet. Still, Alan Titchmarsh (who according to this press release, came up with the idea himself) invites teams round various stately homes to play various antique based games, winners of which get to go to the Masterpiece Gallery to try and pick out high value objects in a line-up, and whoever can pick the most high-value objects can win a grand.

This comes hot on the heels of the BBC’s For What It’s Worth with Fern Britton which we thought was quite clever and watchable, the heady mixture of general knowledge quiz and objects valuation working as a sort of Antiques Bullseye. Will the heavier emphasis on antiques work in Alan’s favour? Let us know what you think in the comments.

Remote Control

By | February 15, 2016

It’s quite possible you missed this, but there’s a full episode of Remote Control UK on Youtube (linked to and discussed here) – it is well worth a watch, for me one of the holy grails of shows that should be on Youtube.

MTV in the UK used to show the US version in the late eighties. I probably saw an advert for it when I was eight-or-so years old and I remember my Mum telling me I couldn’t watch it because it was “too rude” (I don’t know if she had ever watched it (she was well into music television at the time) but there’s plenty of the US show on Youtube and it’s PG at worst I’d suggest – it was a bit more of a TV quiz over there, but you can see them gradually including weirder questions as the show goes on) therefore for me there was always something slightly forbidden and exciting about it. So I was surprised as anything to be flicking through the channels in my bedroom one evening at six or half six and discover it on Channel 4 as, roughly, a 10 or 11 year old. I remember thinking Tony Wilson was quite scary and imposing (my only other real memory of him at the time was hosting post A-Levels advice show Which Way? every year), but crucially I also remember it having quite clever funny questions and it being a quiz but not being a boring quiz. And a scary-looking wheel. And people going behind a wall.

Now of course we have the benefit of 25 years hindsight, we have a better understanding that Tony Wilson is/was a legend and most of the comics who worked on it who went on to bigger and better things – Frank Sidebottom, Phil Cornwell – that episode featured Brenda Gilhooly (these days more of a writer but probably best known for Gayle Tuesday) AND pre-fame Sean Lock (in a non-speaking role in that particular episode, although he did warm-up as well apparently). Others featured John Thomson and Caroline Aherne who went on to do The Fast Show amongst other things. And doubtless there are others still!

But the biggest take home for me is that you can do have a decent quiz and not be boring. This is what I’ve always wanted in my quiz shows.

Could it work with Jimmy Carr today?

I’ve long championed Avanti un Altro! as a show that could be massive over here given the right sort of treatment. It is probably not a coincidence that I mention this in the same sentence as Remote Control, Paolo Bonolis fronted the Italian version of RC, Urka! and you can see connections in the DNA – regular comedy characters and question categories, it’s effectively a high-stakes general audience reversioning (that also does very well amongst the youth). We’re also terrified that a UK version could be terrible though.

Fingers crossed more Remote Control UK is going to turn up – it sounds like an episode starring Tremendous Knowledge Dave Rainford from Eggheads might be in the offing if we keep our fingers crossed.

Cash Trapped

By | February 13, 2016

Well there we were on Thursday evening doing our Valentine’s post (Love At First Sight in Dutch! Crazy.) thinking great, weekend basically off, then yesterday we had the exciting news that Schlag den Star is returning as a essentially rebranded full on live Schlag den Raab this time in April, and NOW I’ve been alerted that Glenn Hugill’s Possessed are looking for contestants for a pilot for a fluffy light-entertainment quizzy take on the Chilean mining disaster:

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I’ve had to shrink this is a bit to fit but if you click on it you can get a slightly easier to read full sized version. Best of luck!

We’re trying to work out if this is an idea that’s been knocking about for a while, or at least I’m convinced I saw a promo ages ago for a quiz where you don’t get to leave unless you win, something like that.

Schlag den Star – LIVE!

By | February 12, 2016

Well now.

We thought Schlag den… was dead, but we were too quick – Elton will be hosting Schlag den Star LIVE on April 9th, two celebs will battle it out over 15 games to win €100,000 for charity.

Soooooo… I guess that means we’ll probably be back for live commentary and mucking about as well.

It’s Valentine’s Weekend!

By | February 11, 2016

I’ll be spending mine with the person I love most in the whole world, which is me, so can’t complain.

So here’s something outré, Liefde op het Eerste Gezicht, the Dutch version of Stephen Leahy’s 1990 Sky 1 dating sensation Love at First Sight with Bruno Brookes and Helen Bromby. Three guys and three girls question each other then pick who they’d like to go on a date with, if there’s a match they go on a date. This Dutch show doesn’t seem to have the bonus round our version had though.