Question Genuinely Too Esoteric For Only Connect

By | October 22, 2010

It’s a sequence, it’s also a picture round. What would you expect to see in the fourth picture? Good luck!

Picture 1

Picture 2

Picture 3

 And the answer ISSSSS:

A rabbit in a hat, with a bat.

A very big WELL DONE to one-time record-exec James Williams, who got it in the final twenty minutes. It is, OF COURSE, things wished for in 1995 rap classic I Wish by Skee-Lo:

I wish I was a little bit *taller*,
I wish I was a *baller*,
I wish I had *a girl who looked good*, I would call her,
I wish I had *a rabbit in a hat with a bat* and a ’64 Impala

Well that was fun, well done everyone and especially congrats to James – two points.

It’s Schlag den Raab tomorrow.

What is point?

By | October 21, 2010

They’re making a Minute to Win It Wii and DS game in the US.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but surely for the inevitable price of the game where you can do these things for pretend, you can buy actual real things and play for real. Would anyone like to explain what a video game version of the show that prides itself on having games you can recreate really easily at home would add to the experience?

Meanwhile whilst we’re here, let’s have a round of Good News Bad News:

GOOD NEWS! Amazon have finally got round to stocking the The Cube Electronic Game!

BAD NEWS! It’s an eye-watering £48.99.

GOOD NEWS AGAIN! It’s still £24.99 at Argos.

BAD NEWS AGAIN: It doesn’t look they have any in stock, not online at any rate.

Anyway! If you’re watching Deal or No Deal tomorrow, it looks like there is going to be some sort of Twitter commentary experiment. Truly, it could be the Digitiser/GamesMaster live chat crossover for the new milennium.

Questions too Esoteric for Only Connect DOUBLE BILL!!!!

By | October 19, 2010

What do we fall back on when we can’t be bothered to have an opinion on something? Why Questions Not Good Enough For Only Connect of course! And today it’s a DOUBLE BILL!

Question 1: What connects the following?

  • Bill Cullen
  • Tokyo Sexwale
  • Martha Stewart
  • Alan Sugar

The correct answer is, of course, they are all Apprentice bosses – Bill Cullen is the Irish one (I was hoping you might have gone down the US game show host route, but I under/overestimated you), Mosima Gabriel “Tokyo” Sexwale is the South African boss, Martha Stewart was the boss for one series of the US show (usually it’s Donald Trump, obviously) and, of course, grumpy grumpy Alan Sugar is the UK boss.

Dave was the first person to get a correct answer in, so well done to him. He has done a fun Puzzgrid.

Question 2: What comes fourth in the sequence?

  • Birmingham
  • Carlisle
  • Dublin
  • ?????

This stumped all of you for a long time, although it is a bit cruel. It is, of course, Panic by The Smiths where there was “panic on the streets of London, panic on the streets of Birmingham,” then some other stuff, “but there’s panic on the streets of Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee, Humberside…” they are the named places where there is panic on the streets in Panic by The Smiths and the fourth in this sequence is therefore Dundee because I was mean in starting partway through the song.

Congratulations to last year’s Fantasy X Factor winner Mark D for working that out after three clues.

I have a stormer of a connection for tomorrow, but it’s so good (or I think so anyway) I might have to offer it to David B first this evening, once I’ve sourced the pictures. Thanks for playing!

Board of Excitement 17th October – 23rd October 2010

By | October 17, 2010

Just help yourself…

  • The Cube (7pm, Sunday, ITV1): will never be the same again since Harry Hill revealed THE TRUTH about The Body.
  • The X Factor (8pm, Sunday, ITV1, also 7:45pm, Saturday, ITV1): I think the competition is actually much wider open this year than it has been for a while, with four or five people who stand a chance. But those 2.5hr Saturday nights feel properly lengthy, so thank goodness with just twelve acts left next week it’s only going to be on for two-and-a-quarter hours.
  • Only Connect (8:30pm, Monday, BBC4): Mountain Men vs In-laws. Only one more first round match to go after this one.
  • The Apprentice (9pm, Wednesday, BBC1): What struck me most about the Book-eeze is that it would become very irritating very quickly to have to keep taking the book out and turning the pages over. I’m backing either Jamie or Stella to win at this early stage.
  • The Challenge: Cutthroat (Wednesday, MTV US): Genuine tragedy this week as host TJ Lavin, also a pro BMX-rider, had an accident this week putting him into a coma. When I first watched him, I thought he was a bit of a charisma vacuum but actually I think this is unfair, he’s quite entertainingly dry and I like the way he sticks up for contestants who don’t deserve their fate. Last week featured a tough challenge involving having the team suspended upside down by their legs and having to transfer colour coded beer steins, which most teams did entertainingly badly at.
  • Schlag den Raab (7:15pm UK/8:15 Germany, Saturday, ProSieben/The Internet): This has come round very quickly. Having come up with two jokey ideas for the last two which seemed to have then turned up in one form or another, I’m looking forward to seeing if it happens for a third time.

Anything else?