An (almost) glowing review of the Pointless app

By | February 25, 2014

£1.49 on iOS, Android to follow.
Official app site

We were told it would never happen, but the true fans BELIEVED and here we are. And it’s highly addictive, if not quite polished.

You get the choice of single player or multiplayer. The single player is a bit disappointing to be honest, three sets of those pick-from-a-board rounds the show dropped years ago, and if you beat the computer opponent each time you win a Pointless Trophy and get a shot at the jackpot, played in the classic pre-2014 style. This bit at least apes the show quite well.

However multiplayer is where it’s at and it’s been thoughtfully structured. You can connect to Facebook or use someone’s e-mail address (or indeed play someone at random). These questions are all based on the head-to-head round – anagrams, clues to facts, missing words and so on. There are four questions on each board, you pick one, they pick one from the remaining three, then on the second board they go first then you. Lowest combined score wins the point, first to two points wins, but ingeniously the deciding round is a classic open ended Pointless question you each get two shots at. All bases get covered. I spent literally hours playing with Facebook chums last night in a way that wasn’t conducive to getting anything constructive done.

You can also cheat by buying pointers for multiplayer with real money – one shows you what the highest answer is, one shows you what the lowest answer is and reveals every other letter in that answer which makes it too easy. You get twenty of each with the app. It is an interesting business strategy to charge money to make a game way less fun, but the option’s there if you want it. Having tried one out to see how they work, we very much do not. The option to do this is fairly well hidden in plain sight though, if you dive right in without the practice game you might not know they’re there at all.

It’s all wrapped up with a graphical package reminiscent of the show, and led by hilarious cartoon versions of Xander and Richard (if you take a while to think of an answer then they’ll charmingly wander on screen). It’s got the tower, it’s got the music (yes, you’ll get to hear that bloody bontempi keyboard bit in the background every few seconds like they do in foreign versions).

But it’s not perfect. In fact despite a soft launch in Australia at the end of last year it still seems quite buggy – one of the reasons I stopped playing last night was because it stopped letting me send answers and then decided I wasn’t connected to the internet, which I’m going to assume is a server capacity issue which should probably die down after the initial spike. On the one hand – aggravating, on the other handy because it forced me to put the bloody thing down. If I’m last to play I don’t get why I have to wait for my opponent to have their go on the next round before I can see the answers to the round I’ve just finished.

What it accepts as correct answers seems to vary on a whim – it correctly identified “Freddie Flintoff” for “Andrew Flintoff”, but wouldn’t accept “America” for “USA”. Some spelling mistakes it allows but others it does not and occasionally it makes it quite frustrating. When it lists possible answers on the open ended questions I don’t know if it’s exhaustive or not – yesterday a question came up on Indiana Jones actors and I couldn’t find Harrison Ford or Sean Connery on the list. Some of the points don’t seem quite believeable – I’m led to believe that of 100 people not one identified OU (Milton Keynes) to be the Open University. Where have they found these people?

Presentation wise the music loops have clear jarring jumps and the Pointless Final tower doesn’t go down in a tension-fuelled slow way like it does on TV. These are fairly minor points in the grand scheme of things, but when The Chase app gets the feel bang on on its first attempt then it’s a shame this comes across as a bit sloppy in comparison.

Don’t let these things put you off though – if you’ve got willing friends then this comes highly recommended.

Fifty50 Fifty (and the Pointless app is out)

By | February 24, 2014

In the landmark Fifty 50 episode 50, Lewis Murphy goes behind the scenes of his podcast and has a chat about Superstar Dogs.

Also the Pointless app that Richard Osman said would never happen is in fact out RIGHT NOW for £1.49 on the iOS store. That’s the same price as The Chase, but is it as good? Find out in due course. Android version to follow.

Show Discussion: Revenge of the Egghead

By | February 24, 2014

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CJ de Mooi is back, BACK, BACK! In his own Eggheads spin-off with Jeremy Vine, where a team of five take him on to win thousands of pounds. They are already promising a de Mooi/Vine bromance.

This will either be hilarious, or tries too hard to be hilarious and comes across as embarrassing. Who knows which it will be?

We actually don’t know much about the format although there will inevitably be comparisons made to The Chase. De Mooi certainly seems like the Egghead able to play a villain most convincingly.

Interestingly (or not) it looks like there’s a new Egghead coming when the main series returns.

Do A Thing And Win Some Points

By | February 23, 2014

Yeah, we’ve been doing that years before @midnight with Chris Hardwick. Anyway, as a public service now follows a list of shows and pilots in no particular order looking for contestants.

Phew.

The return of PROPER Saturday Night Entertainment

By | February 22, 2014

#PROPERsaturdaynightentertainment

Actually quite an interesting evening this evening, so here’s a run down of Things Likely To Be Of Interest To Bar Punters:

  • 6:00 (ITV) – The Cube Celebrity Special – featuring David Haye and Kian Egan. The new series begins proper next week, this is going to be of interest because it’s likely we’ll see the swish new graphics and retwiddled sounds tonight which is awesomely exciting – the graphics for Reflex are pretty cool even if the show is dull as, and Foster/Bolam remain the best in the business right now. I imagine we’ll get some new games as well – and if you’ve got the The Cube app it was updated in the last few days with a new game.
  • 6:15 (C4) – Superstar Dogs – as expected not really doing the business but not without merit.
  • 6:15 (BBC1) – Pointless Celebrities – A repeat, but doubtless will be strong competition for The Cube. On previous form will probably beat it in fact, although The Cube still does decent demos.
  • 7:00 (ITV) – Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway – The boys return, although it seems a bit less hyped than last year. I bet they still won’t be offering the prizes shown during its own ad break, but at least I’m a Celebrity Get Out Of My Ear is coming back as that was genuinely hilarious, tonight with Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford. Hopefully they’ve ditched the duff Supercomputer.
  • 7:00 (BBC1) – The Voice UK – This has been doing well – 8.5m recently, although the buzz feels like it’s died down somewhat since opening week. I think with momentum and stronger lead-in The Voice will edge Ant and Dec in the overnights which would be a reversal of last year.
  • 8:20 (ITV) – Take Me Out – last in the series.
  • 8:30 (BBC1) – Who Dares Wins – Gaby Roslin’s doing the lottery draw. Hurrah!

Lots of interest tonight, intrigued to see how it all plays out.

A massive digest of shows looking for contestants will go up tomorrow morning.

Schlag den ?

By | February 20, 2014

schlagdenbrig2It’s been almost a month since Schlag den Brig became THE internet sensation the world was talking about.

Well plans are afoot for a sequel of sorts which will hopefully be even bigger and more exciting. The question we’re wondering is who do you want to see competing? Here are our current options:

  • Me vs Dan again.
  • Me vs someone else.
  • Dan vs someone else.
  • Me or Dan vs someone else put to a viewer poll, like on telly. That would have to be done in advance as there would only be two sets of props.
  • Two completely different people.

Obviously me and Dan are highly photogenic and we (well, I) have a good internet connection – that second part is rather crucial. We’re just putting feelers out there right now, any decision will be made later.