It’s a Christmas Miracle

By | December 23, 2021

That’s us pretty much done for the year, although doubtless I’ll be about on Twitter and Discord over the period. I don’t think there’s anything exciting launching twixt (see we can do Victorian) Christmas and New Year anyway. The Poll of 2021 will launch on January 2nd! And Wie is De Mol starts Jan 1st!

In the meantime, here’s an astonishingly poor judgement call on US Wheel of Fortune. She says all the words, in order, in time, judged to have failed for reasons difficult not to describe as “bullshit”. Happily Audi’s PR department were ON IT.

Show Discussion: The Weakest Link

By | December 17, 2021

Saturday, 6:10pm,
BBC1

No your eyes AREN’T deceiving you, The “The” is now officially part of the title again after twenty years in the wilderness, for no discernable reason.

Look, we wanted Judge Rinder to host. But we like Romesh and can understand why they’ve gone for mildly-pissed-off-uncle in this lighter, brighter The Weakest Link reboot, where eight celebrities will quiz and backstab their way to win up to £50,000 for charity.

Unfortunately there seems to be a lot of the rubbish US reboot DNA lurking in here – a poorly considered chain if the advert to go by (although I accept that having a bottom rung 1/30th of the top is quite generous, that’s just as well as you might as well bank after every answer which isn’t very entertaining is it?), having to push a button to bank (ooh the dynamicism) and we still don’t actually know if there’s a big-money two-player round before the head to head which is an absolutely useless format subtraction. And Christ I hope they’re not going to have to reveal who you voted for before the big reveal of who you voted for. And also by Christ please don’t be plodding with the questions, it IS meant to be quickfire.

I know it’s easy to fall into the trap of going “oh this doesn’t matter, it’s all about the comedy.” Except it’s the quiz that drives the comedy. It’s always been the quiz that drives the comedy. Once you’ve taken the piss out of someone’s job and accent, what are you going to take the piss out of when people making mistakes under pressure isn’t there?

Anyway fingers crossed that it’s good but can well believe it might be rubbish. Let us know what you think in the comments.

Show Discussion: I Literally Just Told You

By | December 15, 2021

Thursdays, 10pm,
Channel 4

The latest creation of Format Powerhouse (or at least, Person) Richard Bacon sees Jimmy Carr asking questions about things that have just happened in the studio for £25,000. It’s an observation and memory quiz basically.

What might be fun is that this interview suggests they’re going quite big on the meta, “we had real fun with the fact that anything can happen. You can have 15-second cameos, you can have false ad breaks, you can mess with people’s minds.” It also sounds like the grand final will have contestants setting each other questions: “I think the best bit of the show is the end round. I’ve never seen another game show do that, where you go, “Oh, you’re setting each other questions”” and I for one can’t believe we’ve all forgotten Mental: The Music Quiz already.

Counting against it: is there going to be enough here to sustain an hour? And it’s not usually a slot that C4 do amazingly well in. Watched it? Let us know what you think in the comments.

No-lanta

By | December 15, 2021

This is such an incredible story – No winners declared on Koh-Lanta (French Survivor) after it was revealed live that the contestants snuck out and got food from elsewhere. How was that possible, and crucially is this a tactic you can use in the Koh-Lanta video game which appears to have gone AWOL?

It’s Schlag den Star on Saturday

By | December 14, 2021

Do join us in the Discord on Saturday night from 7:15pm as actress Ruth Moschner will be taking on Alexander Herrman (the German TV chef, not the French magician) for Elton’s €100,000 suitcase.

If you’ve nothing better to do tonight, Joko and Klaas vs Pro Sieben is also on from 7:15pm, we’re hoping to do a watchalong of an old one in the New Year as the challenges are usually very interesting.