First of all the mesmerizing, not always for the correct reasons, You Should Be So Lucky! where Vincent Purity invites stage school brats (let’s be honest) to show off their skills and arbitrarily make their way up a snakes and ladders-esque board. There’s one point where Vincent marches the kid the wrong way up the board. One act is racially insensitive thirty-five years on. The clap-o-meter would not pass scientific testing. But there is something about how they’ve gone all-in on the idea that lends it a certain charm.

Secondly, the final of The Krypton Faktor (the German version of The Krypton Factor) is already up on Youtube, but I’m alerted to the fact that episode 1 was recently uploaded. I’ve only scanned through it so far, I don’t remember seeing the Celebrity Braincrash response round in the final episode, still love that their physical ability round is set in basically an old metal works, and I might have missed it but there doesn’t seem to be a “strategy” round here like the final has. Still though. Fans of the turn-of-the-90s Sat1 aesthetic, such as I, have a lot to love here.

It’s that time again, comic Bülent Ceylan takes on journalist Jenke von Wilmsdorff over 15 mystery games for Elton’s €100,000 briefcase. Musical support comes from Stefanie Heinzmann and Eurovision winners Maneskin.

As ever they’ll be a live watchalong on the Bother’s Bar Discord on Saturday night, although for the second time running I’m not going to be able to make it, this time because of 40th birthday stuff – sorry. I’m sure it’ll be fine though.

I’m not sure Rolling In It (7pm, ITV) series two is likely to be different enough to warrant a second show discussion page, so here’s a link to the first one. The new series of Millionaire starts after The Void at 9pm.

Christ is that really the best we could do? Anyway, Paddy McGuinness has been announced as the new host of fairly rigorous long-running sports quiz A Question of Sport, following in the footsteps of David Vine, David Coleman and Sue Barker. Fighting Talk-ers Sam Quek (hockey) and Ugo Monye (rugby) are the new team captains, who I believe are the first female and black captains in the show’s history, so fair enough.

I mean, it’s fair to say I don’t think anyone saw it coming, but whilst I try and get my head around it from the BBC’s point of view they’re trying to attract a younger crowd for it, and who better to do that than 47-year-old saviour of Top Gear Paddy, although you’d think they’d try and lure Freddy Flintoff away from A League of Their Own to keep that partnership going. Still, though.

I look forward to seeing what new quizzes “inspire” rounds in the future.