It’s Schlag den Raab Saturday! 22nd September 2012

By | September 22, 2012

7:15pm UK time
ProSieben or live online on Prosieben Connect.

Hurrah! Die Sommerpause ist kaput, Stefan Raab’s back for another thrilling night of skill games and quizzes and tonight it’s a quadruple rollover, so he’s defending €2.5m of his own money.

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?

Well you can join us for a LIVE text commentary right here on the Bar, if we can get naughty streaming.

Viel glück!

That’s Yer (Pi)Lot: Stand Out From The Crowd

By | September 22, 2012

Well it is fair to say this has been rather heavily reformatted:

  • Kay hosts, big screen at the middle back of the stage, contestant podium on the stage left, big fishbowl in the centre, stage right is a desk where all the money balls (on rasing and lowering platforms) and danger balls pop out.
  • Alright. A situation is set-up somewhere – who will sit between two scary looking men? Who will pick a bit of litter off the floor? That sort of thing. When someone apparently at random performs the action, Vernon Kay pops up on a nearby advertising screen to talk to them. They are made an offer: take £100 now (someone apparently is shown doing this) or come to the studio later to play for a possible £100,000. If they come to the studio they’re allowed to pick a partner to come with them. I don’t know how set-up the pilot was, but one couple wouldn’t have fallen inside the key demo.
  • To begin, Kay puts a money ball worth £100 into the big fishbowl in the middle – the comparison with Goldenballs is unescapable, although these balls unscrew rather than snap open. However Kay also adds a Kill… I mean red Danger Ball into the fishbowl as well. Balls will be added to this bowl throughout the course of the game.
  • In each round the contestants get a choice of two categories. The questions are mainly celebrity and pop culture with some general knowledge thrown in.
  • In round one there is one question and one money ball at stake. This is always a picture quiz where they must pick one correct answer from three given options, such as guessing which of the three actors shown is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son or knowing what colour eyes the Queen has.
  • A correct answer adds a money ball to the fishbowl (which we’ll just call the pot from hereonin). There are 13 other money balls (from memory £200, £300, £400, £500, £1k, £1.5k, £2k, £3k, £5k, £10k, £15k, £20k, and £50k) on numbered stands, they pick a ball, Vernon reveals what it is and it’s plonked in the pot.
  • A wrong answer adds a Danger Ball to the pot. These roll out of the centre of the desk. You obviously want to avoid these.
  • Round two is three questions for three balls, and works on the Play Your Cards Right higher or lower than the previous thing principle. Tonight this included the value of the world’s richest men, the cost of various projects, and the lenghts of celebrity marriages. The balls are all picked at the end of the round.
  • Round three is the final round and it’s worth five balls for five questions. Straight fifty-fifty choices (which of these animals is native to Africa, out of each pair of celebs which is older, that sort of thing). Add the balls.
  • And now it’s time for the final. There will be 11 balls in the pot both bad and good – the two that seeded it and nine more earned through the quiz. They’re given a mix, and then players start drawing them out. They are allowed to draw up to five money balls, and they can walk away at any time. However, if they pick a Danger Ball, they have to answer a (fairly tough actually) four-way multiple choice question. If they get it correct then they can opt to play on or leave, if they get it wrong they leave with nothing. Picking Danger Balls does not count toward the five money balls the contestants are allowed to pick.
  • The problem is I think they’ve not got the maths quite right, or at least not to make an interesting endgame which currently does rather play itself. Contestants are pretty much going to continue going for the big ball everytime because nine times out of ten it’s in their best interests to do so – it’s such a top heavy distribution, and the low balls are really low. People will gamble £3-4 grand for a shot at £50k without too much thought, especially without the time investment Deal or No Deal (say) requires. (Although see David Howell’s take on the maths below)
  • Vernon was actually on good form this evening, working well with contestants who could throw stuff back. He suggested he quite liked the fact that these were people chosen basically at random and hadn’t had to fill in loads of forms to apply, they felt more normal.
  • It sounds like a half an hour show with two couples although they filmed a third couple to cut together a better show with. I didn’t really feel any need to watch a third game play out (although as it turned out the contestants were a lot of fun).

The Bother’s Bar Big(gish) Game

By | September 20, 2012

OK, it’s time to announce Bother’s Bar’s next big poker event. So far we’ve played exclusively tournaments. However, I had a reet good night on a Dusk Till Dawn cash table recently, so I’m proposing the BBBG. Here are the details:

  • The table will open at 8:30pm on Thursday 4th October. It will be a 9-handed table.
  • The blinds will be $0.25/$0.50. The game is No Limit Hold ’em.
  • The minimum buy-in is $20, the max you can sit down with is $50.
  • It’s going to hopefully be a fun game, but it will also be a decently serious one. As such I’m promising to have $100 behind me as two $50 stacks. I will stay at the table until I’ve played through all my money, 11pm rolls round, or it’s been me and just one other person or fewer for ten minutes. I might even stay longer depending on fun levels. You can rest assured I won’t be soft playing.

Some of you won’t have played at the cash tables before. The main differences are the stakes don’t change throughout the night and as such people tend to play a wider range of hands. A small proportion of each pot is taken out as house fee. Most importantly, the chips in front of you represent actual cash, and you can join (if there’s room) or leave the table at any time (although you can’t leave and come back with less than you took off). You can add chips to make your stack up $50 at any time.

Have fun but play sensibly!

You will need to be a member of the Pokerstars Bother’s Bar Poker Group to play.

Joining the club is easy:

– If you don’t already have it, download the free PokerStars software from www.pokerstars.com

– Open the main poker lobby, then click on the Home Games tab

– Click the ‘Join a Poker Club’ button

– Enter my Club ID number: 466738

– Enter my Invitation Code: onlyconnect

Good luck, I hope to win lots of your money on the tables.

BANGING ITALO

By | September 17, 2012

So yesterday night I discovered the guy on the piano on current Bother’s Bar Favourite Avanti un Altro! is Luca Laurenti, who has been host Paulo Bonolis’ comedy partner for the last twenty years or so. Which explains a lot. I love them both.

We also discovered his theme song for the show is on Youtube. Sing along if you know the words! There aren’t many of them!

And then I discovered you can buy the Ricordati Che Devi Morire EP on iTunes for £1.79. It apparently translates to “Remember That You Must Die”.

Amazing.

Board of Excitement 16th-22nd September 2012

By | September 16, 2012

First of all, here is a tribute thing to the work of Jacques Antoine I’ve written. I hope you find it interesting and entertaining, there is nothing else like it in the English language just yet. It is not exhaustive, but I hope you learn things from it, I certainly have researching it. Here’s how France 2 covered the story:

OK, here’s what’s on this week:

  • One Man and His Dog – Live as well. Wow, how did I miss this? Apparently the adverts were quite difficult to ‘come by’. (Sunday, 5pm, BBC2)
  • Big Fat Quiz of the 80s – Channel Four have some time to fill after the Paralympics, so they’re doing decades versions of the Big Fat Quiz. (Sunday, 9pm, Channel 4)
  • Only Connect: Wordsmiths vs Educators (Monday, 8:30pm, BBC4)
  • Baggage: Breakout Game Show Network hit in the USA comes to the UK, with Gok Wan filling Jerry Springer’s shoes. It’s a dating show about people and their foibles. Might be quite funny, I think Gok might be a good choice for this. (Friday, 8pm, C4)

Also The Reunion, bringing back contestants and producers from the first season of Big Brother, might be worth a listen to on iPlayer.