Well look it’s:
- Only Connect (BBC4, Monday, 8:30pm) – Choirboys vs Brasenose Postgrads.
- The Krypton Factor (ITV, Tuesday 7:30pm)
This week joined by special guest publication:
- Relic: Guardians of the Museum: (BBC1, Thursday 4:35pm) where some kids do some things at the British Museum. Official synopsis: “Three children from Newcastle are summoned to the British Museum in London to meet the spooky tour guide Agatha. Together they have just one night to uncover the secrets of a relic held inside the museum, but they are not alone – dark forces are out to get them. Defeat the Dark Lord and they become Guardians of the museum; fail and they shall never leave!”
Come on other things! Try and pique our interest just a little bit!
Also, nothing fascinatingly interesting being recorded right now, tomorrow is the last recording day for Pointless seemingly, and all SRO can offer is Ant and Dec’s Push the Button, being filmed at the audience unfriendly Pinewood Studios at the end of February. If you quite like the idea of dressing-up and audience researchers who use the wrong version of “to”, BBC through Applause Store are recording a new panel show called The King is Dead in February where celebrities give arguments as to why they should hold hypothetical positions of power. Simon Bird off of The Inbetweeners is the big name for it.

It’s Schlag den Raab this evening for €1.5m! And here is a special place for people to talk about it if they want. Also: posting up links to naughty live streaming.