If you’re missing Only Connect during the two-week off-season or however long it is these days, you’re in luck as FOTB Royal Flush has put together v1.0 his own daily version, have a look.

It sounds like the press pack has come out, we *believe* the series is going to start on July 2nd, although that’s not set in stone, and if it sounds a bit late that might be because there are 9 episodes this year rather than the 10-11 of previous years.

• It sounds like, as I understand it, each episode is going to be played under slightly different conditions/rules, “the nine aspects of Pere Fouras” – we’re aware there’s a Masked Warrior where the team have to take them on in games to earn clues to find out who they are, but we don’t actually know if it’s an episodic thing or a one-off (as an aspect), although since the press have already revealed who it (or at least one of them is) we’re slightly puzzled. It looks like a return to seven keys to unlock the Treasure Room.
• New games that have been revealed – The Infernal Cell, looks like contestants will have to put fires out by transporting water through a course including two Wipeout-style twirling forks. High Voltage – a new take on the don’t touch the laser game, one person has to guide the other who can’t see the lasers but will get an electric shock if a laser is breached. Cyril Gossbo has been moved to Pere Foruas’ Storage room because of low ratings. Mud Wrestling’s back. And it looks like a new adventure called The Laboratory “played across three levels of the Fort” – if it’s as good as The Clue Seller was then I’m well up for this.
• New outside games/adventures include The Propeller – sounds like you have to hang on to something spinning as you go down a zipline (I wonder if it’s a bit like that game where you have to hold on to the spinning mushroom on Takeshi’s Castle?), a Tug-of-War across the top of the Fort against the Boos, the Sphere Path, get across a course of spheres hanging in mid air, and Looping, which sounds like that game from Dog Eat Dog where you have to swing a contraption to loop the loop (it sounds like you get thrusters to help you here).

This won’t be everything, there will always be new judgement and council games and new little bits of business. Hopefully enough new stuff to not feel stale, at any rate.

A second TV legend turns 80 this week! Today it’s the turn of journalist, newsreader and quiz show host Gordon Burns! Host of the bona fide top-five-of-all-time gameshow The Krypton Factor for the best part of twenty years, Burns also hosted Password and a few communication-based games in the mid nineties, A Word in Your Ear and Relatively Speaking. Unfortunately there aren’t any episodes of Relatively Speaking and its virtual reality-based endgame on Youtube, but here’s an episode of A Word In Your Ear which was basically the same thing but earlier and with celebrities anyway.

So that’s a Fred, a Gordon, are there any gameshow Ginos having an 80th birthday this week? We might get a road trip commission out of ITV.

The word “legend” is probably overused in TV circles but I don’t think it can be used nearly enough for Fred Dinenage who turns eighty today. Sportscaster, kids TV presenter, newsreader, true crime author and documentary maker, I grew up with Fred and Fern Britton reading the news on TVS before I moved to Anglia-land in my early teens and it was certainly the age where suddenly having different news people was quite jarring.

The nation probably best knows him for his stints across three generations of kids show How, but for me my favourite thing will always be his rather bolshy hosting of Gambit, which I’ve said before and will say again, in a just world would be repeated as much as Bullseye on Challenge. He only just retired from reading the news in the South of England last year.

We all quite enjoyed Mr Beast’s Squid Game a while ago (264 million views, likely quite a bit more than the actual drama itself), well now he’s built Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and one of ten people will win it.

I won’t spoil what happens, although alongside Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None, Dahl basically nailed the reality procedural elimination format years before television did, so it’s really ripe for this sort of thing.

It’s just sad that real actual TV doesn’t really have the budget to do this sort of large scale thing to a consistent degree really (albeit with the sponsorships) – it’s had 29 million viewers at time of writing and it’s only been online for one day.

It’s all very well for you proles, some of us are WORKING.

• It’s The Queen’s Jubilee! Happy Jubilee The Queen.
• The Floor is Lava series two “hits” Netflix on Friday.
• It’s the 24 Hour Gameshow Marathon for Child’s Play! Join Bob, Christian, Cory, hopefully some decent microphones and special guests from Saturday 5pm UK and the following day. Some pretty interesting show selections throughout all told.
• It’s also Schlag den Star on Saturday night from 7:15pm UK, we’ll be watching it in the Discord so come along if you want.

Phew, all told.