What have we got to look forward to this week?
- The Amazing Race (Sunday, CBS): I’ve avoided all details about this so far, except I gather that two ex-Big Brother contestants are on it and Miss Teen South Carolina who said something stupid about Geography once. The first episode will probably be quite similar to the first episode of the other 15 seasons, I confidently predict.
- Valentine’s Day (Sunday, The Western World): Awwww.
- A new feature (Sunday, Bother’s Bar): Try not to get too excited now.
- Only Connect (Monday, BBC 4, 8:30pm): Middle-class but not posh is how it’s going down on Twitter where all the cool working class kids like myself hang out. This week it’s the Insurers vs Gamblers. There’s only one more heat left! But I’ll have to watch this on Catch-up because I’m probably off to see…
- Treasure Tag (Down in That London):… with Cat Deeley on Monday evening. Normally I have an idea as to whether I think I’m going to like a show or not based on the premise before I go to see it, this one has me feeling very mildly positive. I fully expect them to mess that good feeling up by taking six hours to record. Anyway, look out for a write-up if I go.
- The Krypton Factor (Tuesday, ITV1, 7:30pm): I might have to stop billing this if I actually keep forgetting to actually watch it (I mean, I was at the final so I know who wins for goodness sake). This is the penultimate heat, by my reckoning.
- Survivor (Thursday, CBS): Trying to avoid spoilers here (for another day at least, you’ve had plenty of time by then), but quite enjoyed episode one. The villains are brilliant, it feels like some sort of pirate camp over there. Challenges are repeats of old challenges with occasional twists, and I can’t believe how much the survivors really go for it in the brawling-based challenges to the point that I’m beginning to find them mildly uncomfortable to watch. Also Boston Rob is awesome, you Survivor-fan idiots!
- Solitary v4.0 (Saturday, Fox Reality): Episode two was, in a word, epic, with the completely brilliant Solitary Roulette task (should be made into its own format, until David B pointed out at the poker last week that it was basically round two of 15-1) and a treatment where contestants whack themselves with various objects of varying degrees of kink to make enough noise to register on a clap-o-meter until they can take no more. Just when you begin to think Solitary has run out of interesting avenues to go down it’s still able to surprise and amuse. This is episode four, which I confidently predict will be a bit like episode three but with one less person in it.
- The Bother Series of Poker Game 2 (Next Sunday 8pm, Bother’s Bar, Full Tilt): you missed out on a fun game last week, don’t be scared to join in this one especially as I fully intend on taking David B down. Requests > Search by Tournament ID > #138380498.
