Absolute Zero

By | November 23, 2011

OK, new show films at BBC Television Centre on 1st December, which I would absolutely LOVE to go to but regrettably have other engagements.

We think this is Reflex that was being bandied around a few months ago (although we can’t be completely sure), which sounds a bit like it’s going to be The Cube but not in The Cube by Objective, the makers of The Cube. Emphasis on super slo-mo camera shots. Rory Bremner is hosting, which is a leftfield choice but we’ll see.

As I said, I can’t go which is a proper tragedy (and naturally it would be hilarious if it turned out to be something completely different) but if you do I am very interested to hear what you think.

Edit: I’m very wrong about this, it’s an estimated guess quiz.

You Deserve It

By | November 21, 2011

Well I said there was nothing on this week, but I’ve just read Buzzerblog’s less than complimentary take on new Dick de Rijk philanthropy-porn quiz You Deserve It that starts tonight on ABC in the States. We’ll probably have some sort of opinion when we’ve watched it. Will it be worse, as good as or better than Holding Out For a Hero? It’s on after the first bit of the Dancing With the Stars finale, so it has every chance to make a good impression.

Tuesday edit: Ok, watched it now using the Dark Arts (so not able to link, sorry):

  • The show is hosted by Chris Harrison, of The Batchelor fame.
  • A contestant is playing for someone they know who has no idea they are being played for. Hidden cameras are set up and Brooke Burns is waiting outside ready to surprise them at the end of the show.
  • The show opens with an emotional video montage from people suggesting why they thought you deserved it. To be honest, given that once it’s out of the way it’s pretty much done with for the rest of the show I think it’s reasonable enough really. Refreshingly whilst friends and family are there to support the contestant, they’re mainly there to provide reaction shots not to give advice.
  • There are five rounds, worth $10k, $25k, $50k, $100k and $250k.
  • In each round the contestant must try to identify a who, what or where thing, and they are given a very broad hint as to what that thing is.
  • The contestant has to buy additional hints. The money for the round is broken up into 9 pieces, typically the lowest being 1, 2, 3% of the purse for the round avaliable and the two most expensive being 20% and 30% of the round’s prize pool. These are randomly hidden amongst nine numbers. Contestants pick a number and the money behind it is deducted from the question.
  • The hints begin broad and get increasingly more obvious the more that are needed. I thought in the main they were medium-tough (one clue in the first or second round threw me off completely, and then it turned out the thing I thought was correct was right after all) although concensus amongst gameshow people people seemed to be that they weren’t that difficult so make of that what you will.
  • Given that you can buy nine hints, and the money is split up nine ways, I don’t know what happens if you take all the clues. Because in theory there’s no money left. It’s certainly possible (although the later clues do become gimmes really).
  • To bank the money the contestant has to give the correct answer –  a wrong answer means no money is won for the round. However, it is not enough to say an answer then hit a button to lock it in. Oh no, first Chris must ask if they want him to light the button up. This is so stupid, they edit it out after round two.
  • After all five rounds, it’s time for the money shot – literally if you like – as Brooke Burns storms in and tells them to look at a screen because someoe has won them a lot of money. More crying.
  • Actually to be fair, save for the opening and closing, the show is a lot less menstural than I was expecting. And it is a very glass half full sort of show.
  • Unfortunately there’s no real need to watch any of the other episodes because the trailers for the show pretty much tell you everything you want to know for the remaining five episodes of the programme, so thanks for that. And that’s a shame because I think there’s something that works here. It only managed 2.1 in the key demo last night though, coming off Dancing With the Stars and coming third in its timeslot, so. Edit: Actually 1.7 after adjustments. Ouch.

Stuck on Repeat

By | November 20, 2011

Again, not much exciting happening this week (there’s this year’s best new recorded quiz of last year Million Dollar Mind Game hopefully put up on Youtube tomorrow and broadcast in the US today, and it’s another Only Connect semi-final on Monday, 8:30pm, BBC4).

So Bother’s Bar is doing some repeats! The Chase is very “in” at the moment, but it is not the first time quiz champions have been playing for or defending big cash prizes. Australia has tried a few formats in the past, they flopped, but here are the articles from Bother’s Bar’s previous incarnation spruced up for the modern audience and put back up on the Specials Board:

Enjoy.

Don’t forget to get any post-perfomance guesses in by 8pm, Fantasy X Factor managers.

A video of some fantasy roleplaying

By | November 18, 2011

Hi there, I’m basically going to be playing Zelda all weekend. Don’t worry, we’ve got some “proper” stuff coming soon. Don’t forget to get your Fantasy X Factor stuff in, managers.

Er, so in the meantime, here’s some Knightmare:

http://youtu.be/11U20DApGA4

In other news, as part of a C4 30th year mash-up thing, The people from 8 Out of 10 Cats will be playing Countdown, and Davina is going to become a contestant on The Million Pound Drop with her Dad, although that one (assuming this IS that one) doesn’t appear to be live. Boo!

Nick Hewer

By | November 16, 2011

This morning I woke up to discover Nick Hewer, the best thing about The Apprentice, is going to be the new host of Countdown.

I love Nick Hewer, but I can’t get my head round this. I really want him to be brilliant at it, but at the back of my head this is screaming short-term stunt casting. Will he be a bit too dour? We’ll see.

Watching Telly: Cleverdicks

By | November 15, 2011

This is quite interesting, we have been sent a review of a show called Cleverdicks by someone who was in the audience, Dave Matthews. Thanks very much, Dave!

Programme is Cleverdicks and it’s a Splash Media production for Sky (both Splash Media and the Cleverdicks twitter account say it’s for Sky Atlantic, but the Sky people at the filming weren’t so sure – I’d be surprised if it was Sky Atlantic, as that doesn’t seem to fit that channel’s brand and I can see it starting on Sky One and moving to Challenge at some point).

The host is Ann Widdecombe – a formidable woman, who is clearly very clever and, unlike many hosts that feel parachuted in to a format, had no problems reading the questions.  Her main problem was that she lacked any chemistry with the contestants – there was no warmth, which was a bit of a shame, but not a huge surprise.

Sunday’s 6:30 recording was the first show proper (there were two ‘trial run’ recordings before this).  Attendance was quite low – about 40-50 in a 120-seater audience – made up of SRO and Sky Rewards customers.  We had squash, biscuits and portacabin toilets.  Filming was due to finish by 8:30 and we were actually out by 8:45 – not bad considering this was the first ‘proper’ show.

The set was quite nice.  Contestants stand behind one long podium, side-by-side and Ann is opposite.  There’s a big screen where the questions show up.  When there are no questions it’s occupied by a red silhouette of a ‘cocky’ man in a suit, which seems to be the show’s logo.  There are lots of neon boxes suspended from the ceiling behind the contestants that changed colour occasionally.  The podium has seven screens arranged in 3 Vs – for round 1, the contestants’ scores are on screens 1,3,5,7 and they move to the lower screens 2,4,6 for round 2, which felt quite nicely done.  The music was ‘sting-y’ and non-descript, but we didn’t hear much of it.

So onto the quiz itself.  For question difficulty, think Mastermind General Knowledge (or even UC: the Professionals).  Subjects were unashamedly high-brow.  Questions on pop music and TV were very scarce and I’d say there was a tilt away from science and towards literature.  This fitted the contestant profile (one of the contestants – Andrew Frazer, I think – was on a winning UC: the Professionals team, another (Shaun) wrote questions for Pointless and I’m sure the other two (Carolyn and Gareth) were familiar from other ‘difficult’ quizzes).

For round 1, each contestant had 2 minutes to answer questions based on an initial category and 5 clues – you earned 5 points for getting the answer from the most difficult, then down to 4, 3, 2, 1.  The contestant could pass the full question at any stage.  This worked quite well, but the question quality was a little variable.  For example, one category was ‘name the continent from these places’, which narrowed the choices somewhat and made the question easier.  Another was ‘name the Olympic sport from these competitors’ with the answer ‘lacrosse’.  Yes – you were expected to identify lacrosse from the names of 5 native American competitors from the 1904 Games.  Aside from this, it worked quite well, rewarding obscure knowledge and a small strategy point about when is best to pass.  Graphics were OK here too – each question appeared on the screen on a triangle crashing – complete with a nice ‘thunk’ sound – from the top of the screen (with a triangle on the left pointing at the question with the number of points on it).  The lowest scorer left at the end of the round.   Before the round, Ann chats to each contestant (and name, occupation, hobbies, chat, asks ‘why do you think you’re a cleverdick?’) and at the end, there’s a bit of extra information and chat about one of the questions.

For round 2, the same style of questions were asked but on the buzzers.  If you got one right, you have first chance to answer 3 related bonus questions – one point each (this time in blocks, but again dropping from the top of the screen with a ‘thunk’), available on the buzzer if wrong.  After 8-10 of these, round 2 finished and the lowest scorer left.

The second half of the quiz is somewhat inspired by…well, Tetris.  It’s head-to-head, questions asked alternately.  Get it wrong and a triangle falls (‘thunk’) on your half of the screen.  Get it right and you clear a triangle.  There’s a white bar slowly scrolling down the screen and the first one whose ‘tower of triangles’ hits the white line goes home.

The final round is the cash round – £1,000 for the winner, but prize money rolls over so £2,000 the next day if not won, etc.  Contestant stands in front of the screen and triangles with questions on them fall down.  Get the question correct to clear them, but you have two ‘drops’ that get rid of a question.  Questions continue to fall as time ticks down (and start to stack up as you get stuff wrong and start guessing).  Keep the stack below the white line at the top of the screen for 2 minutes and you win the jackpot.  This is probably the big let-down as the questions aren’t always guessable and if you don’t know three in 2 minutes, you just get stuck and it makes for a bit of an anti-climax and a minute of really bad telly.  If the show gets a second run, this needs a big re-think – in the meantime, just put the questions that have a range of options that most people will know first.  Interestingly, the winning contestant comes back again as a defending champion – a nice touch, but we are probably denied quarter-finals, semi-finals and finals which may be better.

One problem is the tone of the show – all the contestants stake their claim to be ‘cleverdicks’ at the start (which makes them seem a little big-headed when they’re clearly not).  As each contestant drops out, Ann tells them in a really corny way that they’re not cleverdicks.  It’s not nasty – it’s quite clear that the contestants are all very smart – but Ann’s goodbyes are a bit pathetic and she looks really uncomfortable saying them (e.g. ‘you’re not a cleverdick, but I would call on you to help me with a medium sudoku’).  I hope these comments end up on the cutting room floor.

All in all, not a ground breaking format.  Interestingly, it’s not trying to replicate The Chase or Eggheads (that almost need low brow questions to help contestants win).  It’s a difficult quiz for good quizzers, but I’m not sure that’s what Sky want (or need).  I struggle to see if it will be popular enough for a second series.  It’s not as captivating as Grand Slam or as play-along as 15-to-1 (I got half-a-dozen questions ahead of the contestants in the first few rounds), but I’ll be glad there will be a challenging quiz in the same vein as these.

Also, if anyone from the production team reads this, you really need to make sure your buzzers work and have a small screen out of shot so contestants know how long they have left to answer each question.  They had issues with both of these tonight and, although I think the right person won, some of the contestants probably felt a little hard done by because these weren’t really ironed out.

Cheers Dave. Would this possibly fit on Sky Arts? I’m also fascinated by the look of the show from the description. The head to head and endgame sound as though they feel like quite a clever idea, although I wouldn’t like to judge until I’ve seen it all in action.