Dear People In TV Land

By | September 29, 2010

I’ve not seen any TV magic for about six months, and I’m aching for the heady and exciting days of new Endemol pilots that take about six hours to film to write about/slag off. Please do some new shows please thanks. In London. Or Cambridge.

In fact I’m so bored I’ll deploy this interesting gossip which I was going to keep until nearer the time. Someone who I will keep anonymous (unless they want to out themselves, of course) who went to both recording blocks of troubled future BBC2 quiz Perfection suggested that the adjudicators were paying much closer attention to the audience the second time round. That does suggest (alongside the official line that relevant monitors weren’t shielded) that there was some low-rent Major Ingram-esque shenanigans going on, doesn’t it? Or at least a lot of friendly audiences. I am sure we will never truly know.

There will be another iPod review at the weekend.

Oh that’s interesting, Mediaguardian suggest that talks between Endemol and Channel 5 regarding Big Brother have stalled, but they’re having a chat about bringing The Golden Cage to UK screens, which is especially interesting given that I’d presume TGC would cost more to make. In the original Dutch De Goolden Kooi, people live a life of luxury in a mansion but if you leave you’re out. Last one left wins the mansion and associated large cash prize. Could last weeks, could last years, although I think they sped up the Dutch show to end it by introducing mandatory eliminations somewhere down the line so… it also lead to an interesting situation in that you sort of had to bully to encourage people to leave, but obviously that looks and feels quite bad, and producers had to intervene on a number of occasions. The format was sold to ABC in the States in 2007, you’d have thought the “gameplaying” element would have been appealing wouldn’t you?

Pif Paf Pof!

By | September 27, 2010

This week one of the clues on Only Connect was Pif! Paf! Pof!, which it turns out is a foreign version of Snap! Crackle! and Pop! and not, regrettably, a connection to do with Eurovision entries.

(Note to puritans: mild sexual suggestion)

This is, of course, from Alan Cumming sitcom The High Life.

Just Another Manic Monday 10th October 2010

By | September 27, 2010

Yes, it’s our new “concept” post – there’s a load of things on tonight, some more interesting than others, so why not have a chat about them here?

  • University Challenge 8pm BBC2
  • Only Connect 8:30pm BBC4
  • Masterchef: The Professionals (New series 8:30pm BBC2)
  • Genius (New series 10pm BBC2)

David has suggested that this week’s OC is a “top episode”. But then he’s hardly going to go around suggesting it’s a bit rubbish is he? WE WILL SOON FIND OUT.

Toooo the Crystal Pod!

By | September 26, 2010

I’ve done a review of The Crystal Maze on iPod. It’s currently going for 59p, although it’s gone as low as free in the past, but for those sorts of prices you’re getting good value.

This is the first iPod review where you can click on the pictures and get full-screen versions come up, I’ve been toying with screen-resolutions recently and forgot that I have my screen at home on teeny-tiny res. but with my browser magnified a bit, on older computers and screens it may have been quite difficult to read some of the writing on quiz-based screenshots. So this seemed like a reasonable middle-ground.

Speaking of The Crystal Maze, it’s 2009’s answer to The Crystal Maze The Cube this evening. WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?

The INTERACTIVE Board of Excitement 26th September – 2nd October 2010

By | September 26, 2010

October. OCTOBER, PEOPLE.

  • The Cube (6:45, Sunday, ITV1) – this week, someone attempts to win £250,000 by attempting to draw a picture of a mouse using a stylus – BLINDFOLDED.
  • The Amazing Race (Sunday, CBS) – New season. Apparently something happens with a watermelon, I don’t think they’ve suggested what.
  • Only Connect (8:30pm, Monday. BBC4) – That was sarcasm by the way. Anyway, after last week’s videogaming and Cole Porter special edition, this week it’s the Brit Poppers (some people in the music business) vs The Geocachers (people who use GPS to treasure hunt).
  • 71 Degrees North (9pm, Tuesday, ITV1) – actually very much enjoying the “celebrities do an adventure” aspect, actually think the voting out feels a bit tacked on and tacky (I also thought Diarmud Gavin would have been more likely to be an interesting contestant than the sorts who you’d expect to be good at this sort of thing) . I’d like to see this return with a slightly different slant on the competition I think so people don’t need to go home. Some sort of points system maybe?
  • Survivor: Nicaragua (Wednesday, CBS): But here’s a show where the voting off very much isn’t tacked-on and tacky, and very much absolutely hilarious if last week’s Tribal Council is anything to go by. I wish Jeff Probst would stop referring to it just as “Tribal” though, use the noun not the adjective. Similarly I had a friend who referred to “Texas Hold ’em” as “Texas”. Note the past tense.
  • The X Factor (Saturday and Sunday evenings, ITV1) – it’s Judge’s Pretend Houses (ooh we’re in Dublin, I wonder who our mentor is going to be!!!!) weekend. That means the live shows begin the following week, if my X Factor calender is correct, and that means (much more importantly) Fantasy X Factor IS BACK! next Sunday when we know who the final acts are.

So what excites you, punters? Let me know and I’ll add it later, if I remember.

Others wish to add:

  • University Challenge (8pm, Monday, BBC2): University of the Arts vs Imperial
  • Masterchef: The Professionals (8:30pm, Monday to Wednesday, BBC2): Bad luck Only Connect 🙁 Bodie and Doyle start a new competition to find someone who can cook.
  • Genius with Dave Gorman (10pm, Monday, BBC2): First there was the radio show, then there was the TV version of it, and now there is another series of that this week featuring the unlikely combination of Russell Howard and Hazel Irvine as judges.

Blimey, Mondays are packed, aren’t they? I feel a spin-off of Saturday Night’s Alright for Writing coming on.

It’s a Thomas Gottschalk Special…

By | September 23, 2010

…board update.

In honour of German television’s second greatest German (behind Stefan Raab), and because this week hasn’t given much to comment on, I’ve put up some new old features. But first, despite the fact I linked to it a few days ago, Gottschalk’s Haus Party:

Tremendous.

Now, I’ve done three articles and they are:

Enjoy, keep your fingers crossed for a review of the The Crystal Maze iPod game at the weekend.