It was Big Brother launch night last night where a selection of basically identical people who were sexually confident and up for a fight entered the new look slightly migrane inducing house for a shot at £100,000. Joining them in a second adjacent house are The Others, six people secretly aiming to take down the housemates and take their spot in the house, some of whom have previous with said housemates. Most of the housemates would have slotted into a Celebrity Big Brother pretty easily (Nathalie Rowe! That girl from The Valleys! Sacked BBC journalist!) In theory the housemates don’t know about The Others, in reality it sounds like they’ve worked it out pretty quickly.
I hadn’t felt so bored watching a launch night in years. And this comes off the back of last year’s launch which was genuinely excellent. The cast seems terrible, I can’t see where the laughs are going to come from. There will almost certainly be fights, but between people I’m not sure I give a toss about. Right now The Others as a twist looking like a rather expensive damp squib that’ll probably be done in a week.
We’re in a slightly odd position where Celeb Big Brother offers some genuine diversity and unusual “how are they going to react?” situations and combinations whilst Wannabe Big Brother feels so drab by comparison when in theory you have a much wider pool of people to choose from. Even the line they’re trying to drop in every two minutes, “the game has changed,” feels like a complete exaggeration at this point. Who is going to provide “DAVID’S DEAD?” out of this lot?
Disappointing. And I had been looking forward to it as well.