My baby shot me down

By | June 13, 2013

So towards the end of last year we caught wind of a show Fremantle were developing called Bang Bang. In it, couples are challenged to run videogame-style obstacle courses against the clock, one running the course, the other opening the way by hitting balloon targets with a paintball gun, inevitably hovering in front of their partner with hilarious consequences. Halfway through they swap places, with even more hilarious consequences. I’m not sure about the show’s long term potential, but the pitch film is funny (via The Most Bizarre TV Shows In The World blog – which is also where we first saw Dero, so worth a look).

WELL! I’ve heard on the grapevine that the BBC are going to do this as Kiss Bang Wallop. Saturday evenings in the old Total Wipeout slot would be my guess.

Take on the Twisters

By | June 12, 2013

Incredibly ITV and 12 Yard are coming to the Games With Sand Timers Party with Julia Bradbury fronted Take on the Twisters coming to ITV afternoons (presumably this was the show under the working title Twisted). Here is the Broadcast article but it’s probably behind a paywall so I’ll summarise:

  • It’s hosted by Julia Bradbury off of Countryfile.
  • 30 episodes, 60 minutes each.
  • “Contestants will use knowledge and strategy to outwit a giant timer and defeat their opponents.”
  • But it’s better than that because I have been informed there are in fact MULTIPLE TIMERS.
  • Contestants can win thousands of pounds by answering multiple choice and quickfire questions.
  • The title sounds like a sort of 80s action cartoon in the Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors mould, so I hope it has a similar rawk theme tune.
  • I don’t know how you outwit a giant timer, but there we are.

I’m sure Julia Bradbury will be fine, she hosted Pump It Up with Andy Collins after all. More news as we get it.

I believe it is only Endemol now who haven’t jumped on the sand timer bandwagon, so get on with it.

Edit: Have been informed of the basic premise – One player plays against the clock, there are six timers of various lengths, a correct answer upends a timer. Whichever timers are still running at the end of time earn money. Best player of four plays the final with eight timers, and the money hidden behind one of them. Sounds like it would be entertainingly messy to play, we’ll see how it comes across on screen.

Fifty Fifty 29

By | June 10, 2013

New episode of Fifty 50 Show is out where Lewis Murphy and Dave Mattingly have a chat about US shows and SABOTAGE.

Celebrity Lucky Star Tipping Point scored 3.2m (inc +1) last night which is about 20% off what Catchphrase was getting, BUT you could probably imaginarily add a couple of hundred thousand because it was shown post 10pm in Scotland (which had The Road to Independence emergency scheduled after a network power outage last week on at 7pm), and in all likelihood will probably grow in the coming weeks anyway.

AND FINALLY congratulations to Simon Fox who sealed the Mix It Up Real Good glass effect glass trophy last night. There are just two more weeks of the BSOP season left, a standard $5.50 game this Sunday, and the $20+2 SUPERSTACKED SUPERFINAL the following Sunday. You’re welcome to come and join either of those even if you’ve not played in the league before, there’s almost certainly going to be (low) three figures on the table for the taking for the Superfinal and that’s not including the $175 end-of-season bonus money. All the details here.

Edit: Pics of the new Big Brother house (via BB Spy). Looks terrific. Begins on Thursday night.

Holding Out For The Hero

By | June 8, 2013

[Just a reminder that it’s the Grand Final of Mix It Up Real Good tomorrow night. The likelihood is that previous BSOP Champion Simon Fox walks away with the glass effect trophy, but the more people who turn up the greater number of people have a shot at taking it away from him. Put everything you’ve learnt over the last nine games into effect as it’s 8-Game Mix and starts Sunday at 8pm. Join us for laughs!]

Yeah yeah, someone threw an egg at Simon Cowell or something, well I’ve spent this evening watching some new realigames (TM) that premiered in the US this week. Obviously if you live outside the US you will need to use the dark arts to watch.

Race for the Scene (Thursday, Reelz) is a basically competently produced race competition show where three teams of two complete tasks based on scenes from famous movies originally filmed in places around LA. It’s basically The Movie Game Extreme, except in place of John Barrowman we’ve got Dolph Lundgren, and if you didn’t realise he was Swedish before the show you certainly will pick that up. The show boils down to teams completing not especially interesting challenges (repeat the same not especially interesting thing many times, needle in a haystack tasks and occasionally both at once!) whilst Lundgren shouts encouraging things along the line of “MY SWEDISH GRANDMOTHER WHO IS FROM SWEDEN COULD DO THIS WHILST IN SWEDEN WHICH COINCIDENTALLY WHERE SHE LIVES, IN SWEDEN,” and films he’s been in. The intention is clearly comic and as such  he gets a minimal pass, but it’s also annoying. Each episode is self contained. Overall: meh.

The Hero (Thursdays, TNT) on the other hand is quite good, and might even be very good by the end of the series. In it, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson puts nine US citizens to the test to see if they’ve got what it takes to be a hero. But who will be THE Hero? That will be down to watching Americans to decide as each week the nine contestants are challenged physically, morally and mentally.

The set-up looks more complex written down than it actually comes across on screen, so bear with me: each week there’s a team Challenge. The nine must select six to take part – it’s in two stages, and beating the Team Challenge will double the time limit for the episode’s Hero Challenge and win a $10k donation to the American Red Cross. HOWEVER, of the six only three will participate in part two of the Team Challenge (and they must decide that between themselves), and of those three the other six will choose who get to play in the Hero Challenge in the War Room after. Before Part one of the Team Challenge The Rock corners one of the three people not chosen to participate and offers them a cash temptation (decently large as well) to make the Team Challenge harder. Nobody amongst the group will know who the offer was made to and whether they took the money, but America will. The Hero Challenge each week is played for $50,000, and if the chosen hero succeeds they can add it to the final prize pot (starting at $250k) or keep the money themselves, in the knowledge that only America will know what actually happened. At the end of the series America will vote on who wins.

theheroAnd I like it, with a few reservations. first of all The Rock is just terrific – he loves the camera but that’s OK as the camera clearly loves him, he manages to get “yeah I’m in charge here, and we’re gonna have a real good time” across with just a glance to camera and a grin. Even when he’s being a bit cheesy with his “yeah, this is what a hero IS,” he somehow manages to get away with it.

The action challenges are right side of decent, certainly the first episode were not all that devious but they were acceptably exciting, and the Hero Challenge was excellently Fort Boyard-esque (the Dark Labyrinth with some added spiders with remembering a long code with also having to get out within the time as well) and the moral choices were interesting, I wondered if the temptations might be too high (the Hero Challenges are worth $50k but you’re only 1-in-9 to win the big pot at the end so taking them is probably +EV. But IS IT?) but this has led to intriguing meta-bitching in the confessionals. I’d be interested to know what the contestants thought about the edit. There also appears to be live opinions from Twitter overlaid by the channel Million Pound Drop-style. Other than the temptation levels, I think my only other real gripe is the license used in the challenge editing to make it look closer than it probably was although that’s hardly a killer (contestant goes down a lengthy mineshaft, lengthy mineshaft element edited out on the return for purposes).

Keep an eye on this one, I think it’s got some potential.

Pointless 500

By | June 6, 2013

It’s Pointless‘ 500th episode today! Well done Pointless team. I backed it from episode one and so far it’s the only show I’ve been to see live more than once (not twice, not four times but THREE TIMES TOTAL in fact). I’ve also been part of the Pointless 100 for the recent series going out, so I have no doubt there are more winners than ever.

It’s managed this despite not having the same format for more than about five episodes at a time, which is tribute to the strength of the core idea and its hosting partnership.

Recently on Twitter we described Pointless as The Most British Quiz of All Time (it’s about lists, nobody else in the world likes it or finds it baffling, there was probably another reason) and last year it won the prestigious UKGameshows.com/Bother’s Bar Golden Five, the reader’s vote for most outstanding show broadcast in 2012, beating even the mighty Only Connect (probably the Second Most British Quiz of All Time, narrowly beating The Great British Quiz with Janice Long into third).

To celebrate this event, let’s have a watch of Pointless’ very first episode. It used to have a very different format:


Amazing.