Some contestant calls I expect you will be interested in:
- Catchphrase is now looking for contestants, apply via our favourite audience site SRO. Ability to solve visual puzzles and not instinctively run away when Mr Chips comes up essential. Closing date November 25th.
- The Common Denominator might as well be described as Only Connect For Thickos, but there’s thousands at stake so who are the real thick ones, eh? Anyway Remarkable Television are looking for contestants and the show starts filming next month. Try and ignore their spelling of Colosseum. And actually what does connect swimming and Cocoon?
Also, you know every show that says “it’s not what you know, it’s how you think?” Almost all the time, it’s actually what you know.
Anyway friend of the Bar Vierkante O tweeted a link to new Dutch show Passie in De Polder (which I’m going to suggest probably doesn’t literally translate to Next Top Porn Producer). Unfortunately, “apparently” geoblocked.
However fear not, don’t forget that Victoria Coren off of Only Connect produced a porn film with Charlie Skelton and wrote a book about it, Once More with Feeling. It’s highly entertaining. And, er, Amazon are selling it used from £2.42.